Re: General chat: Who needs mspaf anyway

by Hytheter Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:40 pm

Hanky Panky wrote:crothulhubat?

“If the creator had indeed lavished his best design on the creature he shaped in his own
image, creationists would surely have to conclude that God really is a squid”

by NinteNerd Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:51 pm

Hytheter wrote:
“If the creator had indeed lavished his best design on the creature he shaped in his own
image, creationists would surely have to conclude that God really is a squid”

you are almost certain Hytheter said that.

by Hytheter Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:15 pm

NinteNerd wrote:
Hytheter wrote:
“If the creator had indeed lavished his best design on the creature he shaped in his own
image, creationists would surely have to conclude that God really is a squid”
you are almost certain Hytheter said that.

It was in my Invertebrate Biology textbook. Or at least, I think so, though I didn't read the textbook. But it was used in a lecture. That I didn't attend.

I'm an awful student.

by **Gelatino** Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:37 am

there's an entire textbook for invertebrate biology? isn't a wikipedia article enough?

by NinteNerd Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:17 am

there's an entire textbook for geometry? isn't a wikipedia article enough for any given section of math?

(the answer is no.)

by **Hanky Panky** Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:32 am

I learned the same exact thing in my calculus class that I did by reading the calculus entry on wikipedia: I am a fucking idiot.

by Hytheter Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:26 am

Gelatino wrote:there's an entire textbook for invertebrate biology? isn't a wikipedia article enough?

There are a lot of invertebrates

Did you know that gastropods are silly? Snails do this thing where their whole digestive system rotates 180 degrees so that their anus is above their head. Also their right kidneys and gills and part of their heart disappear.
And then slugs are even sillier because they also do it but then they reverse it later so basically they just delete some of their organs for no reason.

by **Gelatino** Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:05 pm

that is pretty cool

gastropoda are strange creatures

i have this fish tank with lots and lots of snails in it, the bottom is basically just covered with snail shells

by invisibleTerrarium Tue Nov 12, 2013 6:19 pm

They also make babies by literally shooting darts at each other
What the actual fuck

by Hytheter Tue Nov 12, 2013 6:49 pm

invisibleTerrarium wrote:They also make babies by literally shooting darts at each other
What the actual fuck

Some octopus have a penis that can detach, swim off and find a mate by itself. Razz

by **Hanky Panky** Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:51 pm

shit. mine just pulls me along with it, and never really does anything when it finds something.

by Dregadude Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:41 am

Hanky Panky wrote:
Hytheter wrote:
invisibleTerrarium wrote:They also make babies by literally shooting darts at each other
What the actual fuck
Some octopus have a penis that can detach, swim off and find a mate by itself.
shit. mine just pulls me along with it, and never really does anything when it finds something.

oj sigquote this now

by cephalopodAscendant Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:42 am

His signature doesn't have any more room, remember?

by Dregadude Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:48 am

He was talking about making a collection of them somewhere, like pastebin or something.

by **Hanky Panky** Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:52 am

He could just make a sigquote thread

by Hytheter Wed Nov 13, 2013 1:58 am

Hanky Panky wrote:He could just make a sigquote thread

Wouldn't that just be a quote thread?

by Dregadude Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:18 am

Not if he links it in his sig.

by variegatedDreamraptor Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:49 am

Sorry, this site does not accept user older than 99 years old

This is BLATANT DISCRIMINATION against the elderly!

by **Hanky Panky** Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:58 am

by OverlordJ Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:19 am

Dregadude wrote:
Hanky Panky wrote:
Hytheter wrote:
invisibleTerrarium wrote:They also make babies by literally shooting darts at each other
What the actual fuck
Some octopus have a penis that can detach, swim off and find a mate by itself.
shit. mine just pulls me along with it, and never really does anything when it finds something.
oj sigquote this now

Well, I would bu-

cephalopodAscendant wrote:His signature doesn't have any more room, remember?

Indeed, though I-

Dregadude wrote:He was talking about making a collection of them somewhere, like pastebin or something.

Right, howeve-

Hanky Panky wrote:He could just make a sigquote thread

Oh, that's not a ba-

Hytheter wrote:Wouldn't that just be a quote thread?

Well, maybe b-

Dregadude wrote:Not if he links it in his sig.

...

Dear nonexistent Diary,

today I learned that I don't even have to be on the forum in order to have a discussion. My fellow forumites apparently can have a discussion with me just with eachother.

I am unsure if I should feel happy that they know me so well or sad because they no longer need me in order to talk to me.

But seriously, the thread idea might be a pretty great idea, does anyone see any problem with it?

by **Hanky Panky** Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:46 am

We should call it "choice words with OJ."

by d_what Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:48 am

Heheheh... Okay OJ, kudos, that was pretty funny.
I have no more to add.

by OverlordJ Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:58 pm

Hanky Panky wrote:We should call it "choice words with OJ."

I love it!

by **Hanky Panky** Wed Nov 13, 2013 6:57 pm

What if OJ really was just a ghost in the machine and the real reason that we're all able to have a conversation with him without him is because we're plugged into the matrix and he's part of the internet

oh god the internet is sentient, loves gengar, and is lawful evil.

by cephalopodAscendant Wed Nov 13, 2013 6:58 pm

Hanky Panky wrote:What if OJ really was just a ghost in the machine and the real reason that we're all able to have a conversation with him without him is because we're plugged into the matrix and he's part of the internet

oh god the internet is sentient, loves gengar, and is lawful evil.

All in all a much better outcome than I would have expected, given the internet.

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