Choice Words with OJ

invisibleTerrarium wrote:Hey, gamefreak, if you're reading this? You've fucking failed.

muffinz wrote:lemme be honest with you, when i first saw dededeen, my first reaction was literally "oh, they made a raichu pre-evolution?" before i realized that one of those already exists

kotakun wrote:just need to create dick detection software
dont they have that already though

Hanky Panky wrote:what would also be cool is if there was a gym for every type in Kalos.
collect all 17 badges, but only 8 are required to progress through the pokemon league. gym leader levels scale with badge count, post-game content is other 9 gym leaders. nonlinear order of conquering gyms.

d_what wrote:I for one quake in fear of our new Overlord related Overlord

DicksMcgee wrote:

Why I shouldn't be on the chatbox alone:

invisibleTerrarium wrote:Diggersby looks like Lopunny's pedophilic uncle, and that is why he is fucking amazing.

cephalopodAscendant wrote:you're just our friendly neighborhood overlord.

Hanky Panky wrote:

Hytheter wrote:Some octopus have a penis that can detach, swim off and find a mate by itself.

shit. mine just pulls me along with it, and never really does anything when it finds something.

invisibleTerrarium wrote:People really underestimate Slurpuff because it looks like somebody painted a piece of shit pink and stuck a cherry on top. It's actually capable of everything that an actual piece of shit could do. I.e., smelling awful and being generally terrible to look at.

tinning3 wrote:My problem isn't Purrloin standing up, that's all fine and dandy. My problem is that this is effecively a retcon showing that either purrlion is actually a biped which was alluded to nowhere else, or can somehow change their very skeletal structure to accomplish the same thing, which is again shown nowhere else. It's just... it's a huge biological fail, which is really jarring for someone not expecting it. I know I'm making a huge deal out of it, but it doesn't look right. It should have been more like the manga.

Hanky Panky wrote:intergalactic anus

phantasmalDexterity wrote:It's too late OJ, you've already hurt his sphealings.

invisibleTerrarium wrote:Come on guys. We didn't need a goddamn canon bra.

invisibleTerrarium wrote:Penisbeard.
It's a penisbeard.

Spark wrote:sinpai noticed you

Sandstriker wrote:when i burst into flames like an embarassed phoenix i will take you with me in my pyre of shame

caveDraconem wrote:>>
Nah, Equius is better:
How do you expect to avoid him, when he's already heir?

mysteriousOutsider wrote:>>
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.  I'm terribly sorry.

Onsheka wrote:>>
On a scale of Tavros to Bustin', how good do you feel?

JonahSanctferum wrote:>>
Logical conclusion: Jack would have a much better chance of survival if he was a pair of sunglasses.

Qmark wrote:>>

P_equals_NP wrote:Dad literally keeps a piece of paper inside his body at all times so that when John transforms into him he can find this note on himself.

A good father is prepared for any situation, up to and including his son being given the ability to channel his ghost with dice he received from an alien.

AmphiDsf wrote:>>
You can't beat J in a Seriousness off, he is simply the seriousest there is.

bloodyEmissary wrote:>>

mysteriousOutsider wrote:

MythicalWashrag wrote:>Punch the idea of punches

with the idea of punches

in the idea of faces

> Then immediately follow up with a DIVE KICK.

Prin Pardus wrote:>>
“Hello, trolls, look at your hero, now back to me, now back at your hero, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using wussy lances and switched to badass hammers, he could fight like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on an airship with the hero your hero could fight like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an eight ball with two tickets to Con Air. Look again, the tickets are now grist. Anything is possible when your hero fights like an Heir of Breath and not a wussy. I’m on a horse.”

Prin Pardus wrote:>>
Might as well call me PM
'cuz I always deliver

memento vivere wrote:>>
sexy fish-woman wiles

orangenelly wrote:>>
Equius could get his own harem anime.
50 shades of Aradias.

Bearstronaut wrote:>>
I don't really know. I WILL however proceed to write about this new discovery with
Eridan <> Mustache of German Accent.

Spoiler:

Soadreqm wrote:>>
Alternate theory: Caliborn's session is actually what a normal Sburb session is supposed to be like. The TRUE PURPOSE of the game is to kill your co-players and become an immortal time-traveling demon. All the stuff about growing a universe frog is just a failsafe, a bullshit spare adventure the game tosses up if more than one player successfully enters the game for whatever reason.

There's always something stopping you from successfully deploying the Genesis Frog. Not enough time to find the last frog that would make the universe stable, too much teen drama, interference from outside the session, not enough prototypings. And the reason is that it is actually flat out impossible. The frog is just there to distract you from the fact that you already lost your chance at the ULTIMATE REWARD when you failed to murder your ecto-siblings.

littlelovelyivy wrote:>>
All of the Lalondes and all of the Maryams, in a big pile, making out.

phantasmalDexterity wrote:>>
You too aren't really in the same league, actually. You (Vyro P. Dragon III) are mostly the "Stop having fun, guys" Jerk, while Kíeros is more like a Bored Insufferable Jerk.

You both get an award.

invisibleTerrarium wrote:Haha. Yeah, magic powers and cheerful innocence, Corona's not the sharpest tool on the christmas tree.

Soadreqm wrote:>>
The entire troll species is collectively banging its mom.

Bonzo wrote:>>

le_narwhal wrote:SO MUCH HAPPY CONTAINED IN ONE THREAD.

Our thread here is best thread :DWhen the happy leaches out into the rest of the Forum, our task will be complete. And I'll become a beautiful butterfly or something.

Chizita wrote:>>
When the subject of forumite bromance is, well,

bro-ached, ...
((Follow this quote to read an amazing comment about Forumite Bro triads. Seriously, go read it.))

Everanix wrote:>>

((Read this post or open this spoiler to see two great pictures nix made of me)):

writerlyAmbition wrote:>>
villains are sexy, and always have more fun. :winky:

Drillgorg wrote:>>
Oh!  You're welcome!  I'm glad you had fun with this.  These kinds of threads are really what I feel the forum is all about.  Somewhere where forumites can come together and have a good time in a way which doesn't take up numerous threads or delve into unsavory territory.  And most of all, people grew closer.  Holiday cheer indeed!

The_Codfish wrote:>>
Of course it's a delusion. Bluh. This should be obvious. Especially to all you guys, since you're all just figments of my own fragmented psyche that I came up with to cope with the horrific realization that no work of fiction like Homestuck could ever exist in real life.

Once I wake up, I'll forget all about this Homestuck business, but will forever be unsatisfied due to my longing of what could have been.

ArmsAreLoud wrote:>>
Pokémon. It's just an AU where all of the animals are awesome.

ToxicBread wrote:>>
"Excellent, you brought my guinea pig.
Now, to see just what happens if you poke someone with pointy thingWOOPS my hand slipped.

... interesting, he seems to be producing a kind of red substance from what seems to be a sizable gap in his torso. It seems to be an exhausting feat as he presumably fell asleep right after...

...

Well, what are you laying around for? There is science to be done! Universal secrets to be unearthed! Enquires to be resolved! "

wafflegear wrote:>>
true insane is the default setting as far as I can tell, and some of us are driven to terrible acts of sanity on occasion.

cinereousSynesthete wrote:>>
Oh, but we don't merely write shit...

Spoiler:

So I did a thing...

Druplesnubb wrote:>>
I think I got pretty lucky, what with the Cresselia/Darkrai combo, the BDSM/beastiality implications with Gligar, the transsexual Nidoking and the horny plantimals.

P_equals_NP wrote:>>
today i learned hussie is a plagiarist and he's way worse at being bad than us

aokishi wrote:>>
Caledfwlch is oficialy pronounce caled- vomit sound

Hanky Panky wrote:>>
OJ, you're handsome. You look like one of my friends from college. She was really mannish, though.

Shaula wrote:>>
The mom is named Planerat. In an alternate universe, Busmouse dominated Truckdog's body, and Planerat, too, lost, her body dominated by an evil male cherub named...

Jennifer.

Rozewolf wrote:>>
OverloadJ

cephalopodAscendant wrote:>>
I thought these forums were just a gigantic Mobius double-reacharound of secret societies within secret societies all plotting to betray each other. :notsureifmspa:

Chizita wrote:>>
Q: "Will it have been worth the 3-month-long wait?"
A: lolno

salamanderApocalypse wrote:>>
Three Ships for the Sea Dwellers under the sea,
Seven for the Lowbloods in their halls of stone,
Nine for Godtiers doomed to die conditionally,
One for the Huss on his dark throne,
In the Land of Homestuck where the Shadows lie.
One Ship to rule them all, One Ship to find them,
One Ship to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Homestuck where the Shadows lie.

silckenSoul wrote:>>

TheBookwormBakery wrote:>>
That has to be the most apathetically I've ever been flipped off.

ive had worse

like he just looked at me

lifted his fist in the air

sighed

dropped the fist


and like half an hour later he came up to me again

and stuck his middle finger up

and just said 'thats for earlier'

royalPawn wrote:[02:53:32]who would have thought time travel would make things more complicated

Spoiler: