Pokemon general chat: Pokemon for breakfast?

Oh yeah, I did a lot of Join Avenue too. I had them calling me Drega-sama. I found all the formulaic, robotic, predictable scripts of conversations absolutely hilarious.

BOINGBOING Janice! My favorite store is over there. Would you like to have a look?
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BOINGBOING Janice! My favorite store is over there. Would you like to have a look?
...Maybe later.

The funny part is, that all makes perfect sense to me now.

What do you get when you give Eevee a French Stone?

Spoiler:

"List of Pokemon I like from all previous gens"?

Maybe this guy has a thing for starters.

Also, I will be praying that there is no Mega Haxorus. Many Gen V Pokemon are already OU enough, thank you.

it was supposed to be a list of mega evolutions

but since as you said many of the ones we know of arent there its probably fake

i still think xtermin8 is the best greeting for join avenue

my poor amphy

The captions above the table just say "Region" and "Pokémon on hand"/"Pokémon (so-and-so/such-and-such) has".

Waaaaaay above that in teeeeeeny tiny text I can make out what appears to be the phrase "cereal sticker" with some kanji that are too small to read in front of that. So I'm guessing these Pokémon are cereal prizes or something? That's my best guess.

WHAT?

POKEMON FOR BREAKFAST!?

NOOOOOOOO

Spoiler:

Man, the one with Snorlax is just perfect

And yeah, they look delicious

I'm pretty sure the Pokémon aren't marshmallows, guys. If I interpreted it right and they're really "cereal stickers" I'm pretty sure they'd literally be a sheet of stickers neatly sequestered away from the actual cereal in some manner.

no its cereal thats stickers so when you eat it they stick to your tonge all day

variegatedDreamraptor wrote:The captions above the table just say "Region" and "Pokémon on hand"/"Pokémon (so-and-so/such-and-such) has".

are there actual names for "so and so"?
because if not, my IDE is that these are the teams of your group of five friends.

i am really really hoping that's what this is now.

I think the way you say "so-and-so" is just the same word as "somebody" (dareka) or maybe daredare depending on the context.

In this case, it didn't literally say that; I just put that there because you can't sensibly say things about a noun in English without even a pronoun, but it's pretty common to do that in Japanese, so all the heading said was "Temochi Pokémon" ("Pokémon that are had/held").

Oh hey, new On the Origins of Species. It's been a while.

Splash really should have been called Hop all along.

Wow, I thought that thing died for good ages ago. Nice to see it's back, even if it is only temporarily.

Yesssssss that is my favoritest pokemon column ever

I think I learned more about biology and culture from that column than from any class in school

I certainly learned more interesting stuff from that column that from most classes in school. Seriously, can I just skip Chemistry for the rest of the semester kthxbye.

Yeah, that's the only place I've ever learned about Japanese mythology. Really interesting stuff.

Speaking of science, all you kids in physics classes just remember that acceleration is linear, not exponential.

i would so love some place where aceleration was exponential and terminal velocity was mach 2

Terminal velocity depends on your drag. And acceleration couldn't be truly exponential; eventually you'll approach the speed of light, so your acceleration will have to decrease, meaning the best approximation you'll get will be logistic growth instead.

sorry i fucked up and forgot to multiply drag by a constant so it was too small
its just under mach 1 like if g is 9.8 and you do .5 times a to the x the final velocity is 336

Stfu guys school hasn't started yet for some of us