General chat: Who needs mspaf anyway

Yeah, my dorm's not nearly big enough and my parents would not be happy with a bunch of random (to them) people showing up at our house (not to mention we're technically still in a tiny-ass apartment for a few days). And obviously Gelatino meant that he'd be nice and press our clothes for us.

Hey guys, my friend Dan linked me a fake Mega evo that he thought was relevant to the Quarantine apparently

wooo:

Haha miny Sharpedo torpedoes anatomy needs work though, that star is hella crooked.

(Story of the day: Random passerby battle with Japanese competitive player. 3v3. I was narrowly in the lead, by which I mean I had all my Pokemon remaining and she/he had a Chansey.

Minimize.
Goddamn.

The only thing that could actually whittle it down was my Leech Seed + Will-O-Wisp + Pain Split Goirgeist, which would have worked, only...

Substitute.
Goddamn.

And my only move was Shadow Sneak. Hers was Seismic toss. Neither of us could do anything so I 'ran away.' Hate doing that, because it counts as a loss where it should have been a draw, advantage Moi. Also, Minimize! Cheap shot. At least they didn't DC though. Plus we traded afterwards and I got a Chansey out of it. Not a particularly good one though.)

I finally got my first registered win today, wasn't too optimistic when they brought out an Aegislash, but I've fought with a friend who has one often enough that I managed to easily predict when they'd try guarding, so I could boost stats on that turn. I'm starting to learn actual strategy now, which is nice. It's a whole different game when you don't have free chances to switch pokemon up, especially when entry hazards are up. Have to decide if the damage on switch in is worth it, or if losing your current mon is an acceptable sacrifice.

you guys are ₅∫¹⁵ 2x⁵/y dx % cool, where y=x⁴

Simplify please. There's no call for complex maths except where i is concerned.

And i is only vaguely interested, i wouldn't got so far as to say i was actually concerned as such.

Don't be silly, pD's expression wasn't complex, just complicated. Actually, now I'm wondering how integrals would work with imaginary and complex numbers.

You missed an opportunity to start a chain of maths puns probably even an entire series of them. 

HEY here's a joke.
I always sign my numbers in base 10. No exceptions.
Well, I thought it was funny.

Uhhh... 200%? PD, you should have left out the 2 in front of the x^5, so that I would have to be secretly mad at you for talking about more than 100%.

Spark Eletran wrote:

wooo:

SIGNATURE MOVE: SHARKANNON
USER LAUNCHES A BARRAGE OF SHARKS THAT HIT TWO-TO-FIVE TIMES IN A ROW AND INFLICT DAMAGE EQUAL TO THE USER'S LEVEL.

oh yeah, 'lmost forgot, I approve of that ^

Dregadude wrote:Uhhh... 200%? PD, you should have left out the 2 in front of the x^5, so that I would have to be secretly mad at you for talking about more than 100%.

I'm 1000% sure that you like forgot like a negation in this sentence.
Or maybe my brain is just too tired and is failing me
Jesus nipples, I only have another hour to finish this school project I'm working on.
I'll be back

Jesus...whatnow?

Is this a thing? By Buddha's lovehandles I hope it isn't. GL.

yeah i checked it's definitely 200%

get your act together

well, duh
of course it's 200
for god's sake

d_what wrote:Jesus...whatnow?

Is this a thing? By Buddha's lovehandles I hope it isn't. GL.

are you trying to say that Jesus didn't have nipples

Obviously Jesus had Barbie-doll anatomy because we can't have our kids thinking sex is okay I mean come on guys.

sex is totally okay

just be 200% sure everyone wants to do it before you actually do it.

That's right, even if only 2 people aren't up for it, that's still two many and the whole thing should just be postponed until a later date, or at least downgraded to a makeout session.

Makeout session? That's a bit premature, surely they should just sit on a couch together in a students union somewhere with a small cushion between them, making occasional hesitant eye contact? This seems like the sanest plan of action.

Whoa there. Let's save the small cushions for the fiftieth date. Ideally you'll want a sheet of plexiglass in between them.

but then they would see each other?

get your mind out of the gutter please

Oh god, you don't think...
You don't think they've... Been introduced, do you? Uggh what a day we live in.

I assume they've traded each other their respective CRB checks by now though

i can't tell if you guys are bashing Christians specifically or just overprotective/sheltering people as a whole :\

you do know the Bible says sex is a good thing,
in moderation.
like any other pleasure.

We're making fun of the super-uptight Christian "fundamentalists" and moral guardians in general. Or at least I am. Can't speak for anyone else.

NinteNerd wrote:i can't tell if you guys are bashing Christians specifically or just overprotective/sheltering people as a whole :\

you do know the Bible says sex is a good thing,
in moderation.
like any other pleasure.

What about killing people in moderation, if that's what you enjoy doing?

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