General chat: Who needs mspaf anyway

cephalopodAscendant wrote:I thought OJ was our resident curmudgeon.

I really want to know what curmudgeon means...

I looked it up. Yup, that's me. Though I find the german words for it more endearing

Griesgram, Miesepeter and best of all Brummbär

come on seriously a dating sim for video games thats stupid whats next a dating sim for birds?

i would play a dating sim for birds

then i would wonder what i'm doing with myself and go read a book

like i said

making love to 1s and 0s is not my cup of tea.

No no, see you're making 1's and 0's make love to other 1's and 0's. It's just like breeding Pokémon, except with romance involved.

I don't mean to derail this making love thread but i need someone to help me evolve my haunter

actually i totally meant to derail the current discussion

speaking of rails who likes riding on trains or taking long trips to somewhere far away

Is that an invitation to your house, Hanky? you don't have to answer we all know it is COME ON EVERYONE, RAIL TRIP TO HANKY'S HOUSE, MEET AT IT'S FIRST

BRING DIP

I don't know how many major passenger railways go through North Carolina, but I do know that no railways cross the Atlantic, so our European friends will have to find alternate transportation.

Durham's like 25 minutes from my house and there's a train station there. No excuses, cA.

...You know, considering I'm from the Triangle, I should know that.

that would be an incredibly silly train ride. from anywhere within the triangle area to durham.

Durham's part of the Triangle, last I checked, so yes, it would be very silly. But I'm in Asheville for college, remember?

I can walk, I calculated how long it would take walking to america from england, and it would only take 51 days of constant walking to walk the 3000 miles, or 102 if I take half a day to rest everyday, but I don't think I'd need half a day everyday.

I will need good luck from certain random variables though, such as the atlantic ceasing to exist, all uneven terrain on the route there evening up to keep up a constant pace, and a good water and food source every so often on the way there. Shouldn't be too much to ask for, though.

that would be 58 miles a day, which if you walked 16 hours a day, would put you at about 3.7mph walking. After the first couple weeks, I think you could probably run faster than that.

I didn't even factor in running

HP you genius, you

it was just math.

...wow.

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if people were to show up at my house for real though i would probably throw a party or something.

maybe a 2v2 pokemon teams tournament
except it's me and OJ all the way

Do you have peanut butter
How many ingredients does it have? Is it sugary for a country that loves peanuts you guys do an awful lot of stuff to them. But your Ritz have got to be better, they changed the recipe recently here and now they're shitty oil-infused doily-edged wafer crackers. Melt-in your mouth salty taste my foot.

People could come over to MY house only a) I'm not living at my house and b) if I was things would be awkward, boring and my parents and sister would be completely freaking out over the fact that internet strangers now know my address.

D_What I did math and worked out if we both combined our Mph we could walk/ run to america in under half the time. You can't argue with that, not at all.

If people came to my family house my mum would probably be pretty friendly towards them, ask them where they're from, offer dinner if it's that time, etc.

Although if you's come to MY house since I've moved out, it might get a bit boring. All I have for entertainment is a TV with bare minimum of channels, a wii, and some games. neither em nor my gf know how to be interesting hosts either, so if there's not many people it might get a little boring??

if i ever got invited to one of you guys' houses, i would probably steam some stuff because realistically i would never see you again

Why would you steam my stuff, it'd get all wet and warm then

yeah because that's exactly what i meant

nerd

Nope you've lost me too. Either the Irish Isles* are missing out on a vital bit of slang or that's an Americanism.

Unless you mean you'll whip out a laptop and buy games from steam?? Wow rude - and sensible.
*if you read from left to right this makes sense and it's politically warranted. Don't judge me!