General chat: Who needs mspaf anyway

"Every1 ran away but me and Draco. Draco and I came. It was….Vlodemort and da Death Deelers!"U moronic idiots!" he shooted angstily. "Enoby, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now….I shall kill thou and Draco!""No no please!" We begged sadly but he took out his a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed 'avril lavigne' on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was…DUMBLYDORE!"

oh that is definitely parody material. without a doubt. it's like sbahj in paragraph form.

Wooooooo bank!!!!!


Shit I won't be home for hours!! I wonder what the traffic is like?
(Woooooooo I've forgotten everything I wanted to do with it)
Sorry Americas it's Europe and Oceania only for now. Is Oceania politically correct? I use it because it sounds pretty.

Awesome, just one question, does the free trial start from now, or when you download it? I wanna know if i should be hurrying this up or not

Now I think. It expires on *some date* regardless of when you start.

DAMNIT. Why is the US still left out?

Because you're a massive market and you guys require 100℅ service perfection, we're your testers.
Also you could reverse it and ask why is it until recent years it was Europe and Oceania that were always left out. Or left till last anyway.

In summary: suck on it yo

pokebank doesnt exist its a prank being played on america by everyone else in the world

Then that means that all the Pokemon that aren't already available in X and Y are being fazed out of existence on some whim from the higher-ups! It all makes so much sense.

R.I.P. all those fuckin legendaries

(pssst d_what why would oceania be politically incorrect its the name of the continent
thatd be like saying asia is politically incorrect)

australia is a continent oceania is a region its not saying asia is politically incorrect its saying eurasia is politically incorrect

the answer is still yes its highly offensive insert tumblr social justice warrior parody here

Okay that's why I asked, just in case, on the off chance it becomes another British isles thing. Gosh it's such a pretty name though. Oceania. Like, a water planet could have that name. And be, like, blue and wet and shit. Awesome. If I was a celebrity I'd call one of my kids Oceania.

wait
what
no
oceania is the continent
i
brazil
brazil did you lie to me
why did you lie to me school

Isn't Oceania the name of the country in 1984, too (along with Eurasia and Eastasia, naturally).

Apparently the US version of bank is going to cost $5 upon initial download?

and yes Oceania is the name of the super-nation in 1984.

I would like to formally apologise for derailing the POKEMON NEWS thread, so anywho, I spent an instructive half hour on bank rearranging my boxes and separating all the guys with foreign IDs from my own, only to select save and be told nothing I'd done mattered because it'd disconnected from the internet an hour ago. I blame my internet though. 0.18mbps.

Imma gonna get the shiny charm nao
Once I bother evolving a Noibat and get a... I forgot if I have a Xerneas and a Slurpuff?

Hanky Panky wrote:Apparently the US version of bank is going to cost $5 upon initial download?

...wait
wait what?
How-- I sure hope it doesn't! Though I'll probably pay the anual fee anyways. It's pretty cheap all things considered I mean, so...

Yeah, where are you getting that info, HP?

Here.
In the middle of the article it says something about the US version costing $5 at launch. Might be just the sub fee, though.

I'm fine with paying $5/year to store my pokemon though.

Yeah, that's just talking about the subscription fee. No charge for the initial download.

I remember when i heard oceania was a thing i wondered why even use the word australia. I still stand by that thought.

Just been spending the past day getting every mon ready for transfer from HG/SS to White. Then onto Y. So excite. I'll probably spend the next few days just oogling all these 3D models tbh.

also people stop messing with Sparks mind

Welp, I just got a French Piplup from wondertrade. If you need me, I'm going to try to breed a shiny one then make a cool looking Empoleon.

I've had a Spanish one for a while now (granted, it's an Empoleon now). I also got a French Cyndaquil off the GTS (currently a Typhlosion).

I JUST GOT WONDER TRADED A FUCKING SHINY MEWTWO

FUCK YES

It's probably either RNG'd or hacked, but that's still a great find!