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HOW DO YOU GET MY NAME MEESED UP THAT BAD

Addendum-dum:

In which D-What attempts to write a screenplay
Starring
A. Seraphim in his debut as "the big D", "D-dude", "not-drega", "dunny", and "phonetically similar to Captain".

Director......................................Harrison Panky
Screenwriter................................Davis What
Executive Producer.......................Phineas Dex
Special Effects Supervisor..............Geromy Latino
Squid Caretaker...........................Cecil Ascendant

that means i have the same job as jamie and adam from mythbusters used to have

also i'm geromy at the same time

thanks

i sure like how im just myself
like everybodys got a little joke or pun
and i just am

exclusive screenshot from the movie

Spoiler:

s stands for supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

*something meaningfully phineastic*

Who of course is in no way related to mild-mannered Scoville

Edit:
PD: "Muffinz, I know what we're going to do today!"

Whoops

Guest Starring:
Spark


As himself!


See it's a guest star role. Everyone else has to like, act and shit. For example, I have to act like I'm a guy who comments on some forums.
(Method acting)
(P.S plot development: Harrison was killed off by a missile, which will later be tracked to have originated from Nettleships, thus furthering the suspense)
(And it happens in the prologue so we don't have to pay him or anything)
(Dibs on director)


(P.P.S plot progress: Davis has designated D.Day as Director, as well as Alliteration Consultant)

This just in: D.Day has renamed his position to Alliteration Analyst, because duh.

Drega gets promoted for his great work.

To...
...
Consultancy consultant. I think you'll all agree this is the best plan of action. Uhhhh right Drega?

Yes. I am the consultant the consultants consult.

Also, the missile will have been fired from Middlespiff's battleship, which sailed into the Michael Bay. But since the Michael Bay is located on the border of Shamalamaland the US will have to send in an elite squad called The Quarantine to retrieve Nidoranbog. If they are spotted it will spark an international war.

i want to be part of your movie industry role playing game

i'll be the rich famous executive who buys the rights to your movie and then turns it into a gross artsy silent film with no dialogue and no colors. halfway through the project i drop the whole thing because my creative director is wasting his life on drugs, but you still can't make the movie because i still own the rights and my project hasn't been canceled, it's officially "on hold" indefinitely

merry christmas

but just when everything seems lost the power of true love solve everything
and everyone films happily ever after



what an uplifting story that was

Well it is a romance. I'm pretty sure we've established that.

Nixing the US convoy though. Not international enough, it'll alienate our Oceanic audiences. Let's set it in Kuwait and film it in Siberia.
And I like that idea, Gelatino. I'm thinking we'll incorporate it into either a dream sequence, or a weed dream sequence. Both are clichéd and appropriate on all levels.

And we'll put your entire post history in the bloopers.

Btw PD, in case we end up kissing in the movie

I hope you like the taste of artifacts

they go really well with ketchup 'n fries
or so ive heard

I thought artifacts were supposed to go well with nanchos, not fries and ketchup.

...did I miss the forum turning into a movie?

 

OverlordJ wrote:...did I miss the forum turning into a movie?

 

Yeah idk what's happening here

The thread title should really have been changed at some point during that escapade.

why don't you change it you lazy bum

Because drega doesn't have thread-renaming powers (at least not for this thread)?

Gelatino wrote:that means i have the same job as jamie and adam from mythbusters used to have

so how many gratuitous pointless explosions will there be?

2 and a half. The first one is in the prologue (killing Harrison) but the rest are made up gradually with smaller explosions that are still made up of larger explosions but visually shrunk for effect. Graphics team, get on this.

You three can start on the pr and the sequel. 
First step: work out who "you three" refers to.

I'll get started on the official book version, I'll need about 10 pages full of pictures to randomly place in the middle of the book, and while the book won't be as good as a whole over the movie, it will provide more insight to the lead character's state of mind, providing far better character development than the movie.

Pseudonym will of course be Professor Tinning T. Tinman, esq.