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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
by invisibleTerrarium Sun Dec 07, 2014 2:57 pm
OJ, how bad is German mobile internet???
- this game wants to kill me but i WILL overcome it:
i hate togetic, i really do
thankfully it didnt get anything TOO dangerous from metronome
yay for me? do these even do anything in this game?
that'd be real nice if it were a leaf stone.
nice animated wallpaper tho, seriously
*le gasp*
oh im so sorry am i... interrupting anything???
...useful.
ok, let's get this over with. something something looker number something something.
SON OF A-
EAT IT
shit.
step one.
step two. badabing, badaboom. we're done here.
i like this guy already.
No, your honor, i did not place c4 in all these trees.
oh no it's the child stalker
is that a euphemism for something
(it wasn't. she gave me an egg.)
cool, extra encounter. whatever. that reminds me...
i have done this before, roark.
yup lets just kick the wall in the boner
i was here for fifteen minutes and found zero fossils
there were stairs like twenty feet to ur left dude u could have left at any time
wow, i could not have guessed that's what you were going to give me.
side note, but if you click these blue things you can ride your bike without having to register it. i did not know that.
CYCLING ROAD TIME
this route is entirely downhill so if youre on the bike you just go forward automatically unless you turn
YUSS
pokemon.
FUCK YOU
EAT A DIIIIIICK
asshole.
WHAT THE FUCK
EAT POISON
JESUS
you're just going to have more goddamn legendaries aren't you
WHAT THE FUCK
what the hell is with this fucking game
oh noice
you better not-
WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK
WHAT THE SHIT
YOU ARE A COCK
You didnt even level up for killing a fucking salamence
these guys are all just mindless dickheads arent they
that doesn't even make sense
i think ive had enough rotten to deal with but lets see what youve got
well ok then
encounter. i like sandshrew.
Welcome to Eddsworld.
oh shit thats pretty nice actually
USELESS
back here? ok not where i want to be
AAAAAAAAH
OH NICE WHICH STATUS DOES THIS ONE HEAL??
*SIGH*
that sucks
dammit. i want that.
SON OF A DICK I WAS AT FULL HP WHA T THE FUCK
thats just adding isult to injury
ONESHOTTED
i just want to kick this game right in its pixellated dong
EGG WATCH
...great. what does that do?
mother fuck.
or as i like to call it, "only useful for gible."
sure, ok, whatever. weepinbell is weak to psychic, i'll give it to her. i found a leaf stone in the underground too, i'll use that when i learn razor leaf.
ok, i can get behind dragons.
Teresa.
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
by OverlordJ Sun Dec 07, 2014 6:02 pm
Pretty fucking bad. My internet, that is. Again, I'll say more if the images ever load.
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
by invisibleTerrarium Mon Dec 08, 2014 6:27 pm
Well, it also applies to how well my playthrough is going 
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
by OverlordJ Tue Dec 09, 2014 12:52 pm
I'll be on a better computer this weekend, I'll probably look at it then.
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
by invisibleTerrarium Wed Dec 10, 2014 10:26 pm
OverlordJ wrote:I'll be on a better computer this weekend, I'll probably look at it then.
Aye aye, cap'n. Or overlord. Whatever.
- I am in no mood for this game and yet it still gives me shit. Why does it do the things it do?:
Teresa gets through her first few battles effortlessly. She looks to be a productive team member, especially once she learns Dragon Dance.
...like every area so far has had one pokemon in it that you can find there normally. idk what the deal is with that. welp, we're done here. let's head to the other part of the cave.
EGG WATCH
YOU MUST DIE
oh shit
damn, i totally want that.
due to the stunning revelation that this cave is dark as fuck, i will not be completing it. because you need flash. which because randomized tms, it is extremely likely i will never obtain. also because mira is just going to be a huge douche and frankly i am not dealing w that today
fuck you dude
wow, that's actually like a... normal hiker pokemon? golbat. wow. huh.
Well, this is Altaria's moveset. Not exactly stellar. I would teach her something new, but all my tms SUCK ABSOLUTE ASS
natural cure, son
ok now THAT warrants the use of a pecha berry.
like so.
are those two statements related in any fashion?
oh son of a dick
IT GOT THIS OFF FOUR TIMES IN A ROW
...only to promptly be oneshotted, because kama is a literal deity
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
SUCK IT
*sigh*
because FUCK your grass types.
ive actually always really liked cranidos's design, it's a shame it sucks.
presented without comment.
presented with the comment that i came, i saw, i kicked its ass
noice
marvelous. and what does that do? no wait, lemme guess: nothing.
yyyyup.
AW FUCK ME
FANTASTIC. NOW GO AWAY.
tthaaaaankss???
...didnt rlly need that either
i have two of these now and nothing to use them on
yes, despite what prior reports have stated, gamefreak put ANOTHER FUCKING CAVE IN THIS GAME
that'd be awful nice if i had caught that latios before
in a nuzlocke run why would i ever have any use for an everstone
mysterious strangers often pop out and tell me things i didn't ask to hear, as can be gleaned from this screenshot.
hey, uh, cyrus, right? would you kinda,,, go away?
OH SICK
LOUD SIGH OF RELIEF AFTER A CRITICAL THRASH
YEAH OKAY
Meet the successor of Rampage from my randomized playthrough of emerald.
wheeeee
I HAVE FUCKING THREE OF THESE NOW AND THEY ARE ALL USELESS
god damn it.
and just like that, i'm out of pecha berries. thank you, Floaroma Town.
fUCKING FINALLY AMIRIGHT
i have never been more underwhelmed in my entire life.
i already have CJ, so under the dupes clause i get an extra encounter on this route.
might as well give gyarados another move
i'm alright with that.
boom, demonic rice ball.
a demonic rice ball named gladys.
demonic: no
rice: no
ball: yes
actually useful item for once: hella
oh, that's pretty baller too.
AUGH
(paula's only gone bc of the damage flashy animation dw she survived. barely.)
jEEZ
it's a month, but it's also the name of the anorith i just caught.
HARTH-ome? HARTH-home? HART-home? discuss.
FEARMONGER IS THAT YOU
that was possibly the most satisfying heal i have ever had.
shame, too. i carried that egg around for way too long.
check out this bozo.
def gonna be using these nerds.
and i care because...
sure, i'll take your "eevee."
the eevee was actually a gastrodon, whom i proceeded to name after a totally unrelated avatar the last airbender character. probably gonna be using this one too.
ok, sure.
everything i receive? at least semi-decent.
everything i find? worthless garbage.
everything i receive? normal.
everything i find? randomized.
seeing a pattern here?
da boss continues banging your mom from across the room, although her name has somehow changed to keira.
no, because you were busy sucking my di- okay that's enough
*promptly applies to face and sidles up to fantina like the suave bastard i am*
yes i figured that out
OH BOY GYM TIME??? GYM TIME.
*corneria theme plays excitedly*
ONESHOTTED BY ROCK SMASH MOTHERFUCKER
AND THEN GYARADOS GOT TWOSHOTTED BY TWO CRITICAL BITES IN A ROW
bullcrap to the MAX. and i thought this game was actually being NICE to me for a second.
*corneria theme plays apprehensively*
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
by OverlordJ Sun Dec 14, 2014 1:32 pm
Well, at least you have a full team now, right?
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
by invisibleTerrarium Tue Dec 16, 2014 7:15 pm
OverlordJ wrote:Well, at least you have a full team now, right?
lol
- reaction images and gym badges ahoy:
i dunno, what does it feel like to be a ginormous arsehole?
OK OK I TAKE IT BACK PUT AWAY THE MEWTWO
SHIT
*RAUCOUS LAUGHTER*
same tbh
dont fuck with the rice ball
lets get this over with
ok that s actually sort of impressive
wait arent you like... not allowed to do that???
ok i can handle that
GET EM RICE BALL
wait shit
why
stop
marvellous.
NOT SO FUNNY NOW IS IT
wondrous
right, the pointless one. you can see even with the fog, it doesnt really obscure much
UGH
wow, screw you too
*cowboy standoff music*
ok
pFFFFHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAshit
gdi
HEY WHOAH WHOAH NOT THIS EARLY
BAD DOGGIE
ah shiße.
thank god for 100% accurate moves
i learned an ice move look at me go
..which does what? oh right, jack shit.
MOVING FOWARD
oh sweet. probably not gonna use it though.
BANG BANG, BANG BUH BANG BANG
how does that help me
how does that help me
how does that help me
DUDE
i can buy these in about three seconds
[i]wait really???!!!!! YEEEEEEEE[/img]
*UNENDING SCREAM OF ANIMALISTIC FURY*
welcome to beautiful solaceon town, that town with the daycare, the unowns, and nothing else to note. i did not take a single screenshot here because it's so boring.
Lost Tower. Oddly, a little location thing doesn't come up when you enter this place.
*dances spiritedly*
encounter.
MINE IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
that does not help me.
i wonder if there's just one species of pokemon here or 28?
if there's only one thats a really shitty one to pick
not even gonna bother
WELP, I GUESS THERE'S MORE THAN ONE
wonderful, and also that doesn't help me.
five bucks says i don't find a single unown while i'm here.
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
by invisibleTerrarium Sat Dec 20, 2014 2:11 am
- gladys the badass:
Damn i actually would really like that or the alakazam
...wait really? Awesome. free encounter.
doesn't help me
also doesnt help me
ok great now i have two of these
STILL doesnt help me
oooh that item is taunting me. according to bulbapedia i cant get it until i get all the unowns. which will be never. fuck.
thanks...?
3/9 incenses collected. great.
oh right i caught a blastoise.
and a beedrill too. these guys are on standby.
well apparently i forgot to randomize the fossils. whoops. not counting this guy.
he will be placed in the dead box and i will just go for another encounter on...
WILD APPLAUSE
ew
i didnt really mean to kill it but whatever i dont care. second encounter.
DUPES
that's more like it.
AND IT WAS HERE THAT I LEARNED THAT SMELLERBEE HAS HIDDEN POWER GROUND, WHICH IS POSSIBLY THE WORST POSSIBLE HIDDEN POWER SHE COULD HAVE.
trainer fight. i always liked dewgong's type combo but there's nothing with it that isn't dumb looking (besides lapras but he isnt very good)
two bite flinches in a row, finished off with a headbutt. #notascratch
oh nice
she needed that
BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKER
it seems like every time i make a joke about something a trainer says, they immediately pull out something completely ridiculous. smellerbee had mud bomb though so this was pretty-
mother FUCK
PICTURED: THE EXACT MOMENT AT WHICH I SHAT MY PANTS
IT KILLED ITSELF WITH THE RECOIL AND LEFT ME AT TWO HEALTH
#notascratch
i feel like if i met this guy in real life i would kick him in the genitals in approximately 10^-924 seconds.
well, this is something altaria can learn, originally roost. let's see what we got.
wait, psycho cut? really?
WAIT, REALLY?
FUCKING AWESOME
I WAS GOING TO SCREENSHOT THIS CHICKS QUOTE WHICH WAS JUST LIKE "WELCOME TO THE CAFE" AND THEN SHE THREW ME INTO A BATTLE I WASNT PREPARED FOR THIS
I WAS REALLY NOT PREPARED FOR THIS
...but then it didnt do anything but spam quick attack. so i was prepared.
yeah i think your darkrai possessed you, but that shouldn't really be news to you considering youre the one who was possessed.
I BOUGHT A DOZEN BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW
"man" is the least creative trainer class this randomizer has come up with yet
WHAT A GLOOOORIOUS FEEEELING IM HAAAAAAPY AGAAAAAAIN
*squee*
i love marowak :3
SOMEHOW THIS IMAGE THAT WAS ON MY COMPUTER GOT UPLOADED INSTEAD OF THE NEXT IMAGE SO I DONT KNOW WHAT I TRIED TO SCREENSHOT HERE BUT IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HERES A CHRISTMAS TREX, I CAUGHT THE MAROWAK AND NAMED IT MINI-BONER
and then i got attacked by missingno.
lol ditto
remember the azelf that got detect off four times in a row? this ditto got protect off five times. unbelievable.
thats alright i guess.
alright, here we go. we're in for the long haul. these guys gave me grief when i fought them in original platinum, because one of them had a gyarados that my monferno was not prepared for, and also it was in the rain so that was bad for chimpy as well. let's see what they've got this time.
mother fuck.
sweet kiss.
ooh, so close. togepi went down though.
YOU MOTHER FUCKER
let's just put it to sleep and see what it does.
(answer: nothing, because its asleep)
WAIT WHAT THE HELL
shit on a stick.
TERESA PSYCHO CUTS THE MANKEY DOWN IN ONE HIT??? WHAT A BOSS
welp, paula is No Longer Safe.
TERESA COMES THROUGH AGAIN AND CRITS A PSYCHO CUT, KILLING NIDOKING IN ONE HIT???? HOLY SHIT THAT ONE MOVE COMPLETELY CHANGED HER USEFULNESS, DAMN SON
wait
NO
NOOOOOO
THAT DOES NOT HELP
alright, you smug fairy bastard. im gonna take you down.
for aphrodite, on three.
one, two three....
FOR APHRODITE
DAMN STRAIGHT YOU PIECES OF CRAP
Mini-Boner may be joining our squad if the gift pokemon here does not live up to my standards.
Friends, today is a very sad day. We lost a great comrade, the lady of affection, desire, and endless status afflictions. Aphrodite the Weepinbell had been with us from the beginning, a huge part of all our gym victories to this point. We went through trials and tribulations and a hundred thousand fucking legendaries together. We will never forget you. Look, she's waving her little leaf goodbye. Farewell, brave soldier.
Never give up. Never forget. Grind like hell.
Yes yes, you know what I'm here for.
In memoriam. Farewell, goddess of love.
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
by OverlordJ Sun Dec 21, 2014 8:19 am
Loosing Aphrodite is unfortunate and a little sad, but it seems like your luck is getting better, what with the Psycho Cut and stuff.
Also, the Christmas T-Rex is perfect.
Also, the Christmas T-Rex is perfect.
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
by invisibleTerrarium Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:16 am
Luck? Ha. I am not lucky. A guy opens the door and gets shot, is that luck? No! I am the one who knocks.
(i have never seen an episode of breaking bad)
(i have never seen an episode of breaking bad)
- A badge, an evolution, a death:
Alright, let's have it.
For all the times I wanted or needed to use Pluck. Which is none.
I am never going to use this. Fuck you, clown.
OH GOD NO
YES. DO YOU WANT A DEMONSTRATION?
That's dawn singing. She saw the dude and just started singing his theme song.
She's actually a huge pro wrestling fangirl. Who knew?
I think it's just me. I don't know about her. Ok, enough horsing around. TO THE DEPARTMENT STORE
FEELS GOOD
I BOUGHT ONE OF EVERYTHING
I ONLY BOUGHT ZEN HEADBUTT BC I WANTED TO BUY ACTUALLY USEFUL THINGS
...wait, really? i was gonna teach it to paula, but if you can learn it...
HELL YEAH, FRIED EGGS MOFUCKAS LETS GO BEAT MAYLENES ASS
SHIT, FUCK, I FUCKED UP
wait what
well, thats a type disadvantage if i ever saw one
#REKT BY FLARE BLITZ BURN
god damn it
counter clause. doesn't count. paula took care of the rest of the battle. But there's one thing that was made apparent from this fight...
...Venus needs an upgrade.
BWEEEEEEEEE
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Purugly. The pokemon with the most hilarious cry.
womp WOOOOOOOOOOMP
lolrekt
ppfffffHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i vote that mouth closed sharpedo becomes the new logo of the site
dodrio looks completely ridiculous in its gen iv sprite
actually i think the spritework in this game is just bad period, nm.
get that shit off my computer screen.
IM SORRY I SAID THOSE THINGS ABOUT UR FRIENDS PLEASE GO AWAY
FUCK OFF
THAT TOOK WAY TOO LONG. Ok, imma go heal. Thankfully the puzzle doesn't reset itself.
FUCK ME, RIGHT?
OK GOD. THIS PUZZLE BE A MOFO
lets do it
MAMA ALWAYS USED TO SAY YOU CAN TELL A LOT ABOUT A PERSON BY HIS FUCKING SHOES
ok ok enough gump jokes
please do not explode.
it exploded.
...I guess i didn't take a picture of her sandslash? but she had a sandslash.
i've been on an alright streak with the tms lately, let's see...
fuck.
no
why are you so nonchalant? thats probably the most expensive thing you're carrying right now. and you just got mugged. show a little more concern.
you sure dont look like a florentino.
she sent out west gastrodon. what a copycat.
easy-peasy.
welp, alright. we had a nice break from the ubers there, though!!
DOUBLE GASTRODON POWER
ok, which one of you is going to mega evolve?
well, one of us is going down. godspeed, fellow gastrodon. except not, i hope you die.
Son of a fuck.
yeah just take care of that why dont you
yyyeah.
suck a magnitude.
that poliwhirl of hers wouldn't be much help if gardevoir wasn't already at like ten health.
and somehow, it still manages to be no help.
dude we already beat them.
well, that sucks, don't it.
oh, fantastic.
yay.
smellerbee, for the short time you were alive, you were a total badass. you will be missed.
and we end here. let's set a rule for next time: the next thing i catch? i'm using it. no ifs ands or buts. this might be interesting.
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
by OverlordJ Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:28 pm
I feel like the closed face could become a emoticon or meme or something.
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
by invisibleTerrarium Wed Jan 14, 2015 6:14 pm
i thoroughly agree. where's HP when you need him???
- legendberries:
when last i came to spin this yarn, i left off here. i promised to use the next thing i caught. i'm very sorry, but that is not a promise i will be able to keep, for reasons you will understand shortly.
if all preschoolers suddenly gained psychic powers, i would be extremely worried.
ha. bring it on, nerd.
shit
shit.
(in case it wasnt clear from the image, i healed the paralysis and he did it again)
venus, this is embarrassing. you should be embarrassed.
one hit. thats all it took. god dammit venus.
*sigh*
this might take awhile.
fuck you
fuck you!
fuck you!
fuck you!!
the game froze here for a second, made the ominous wind noise, and then went back to the battle screen, with sneasel having taken the damage. weird.
this should help a bit.
FUCK YOU!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
does paula have to do EVERYTHING for you clowns????
...i'll take that as a yes then.
yes, crit me on that fire fang, why dontcha? don't let that magnitude nine hit you on the way out.
JESUS
ok, sure.
that wouldve been helpful like A MINUTE AGO
i have nothing to say about this berry if it has nothing to offer me.
encounter. rhyperior is pretty sweet.
took too many pokeballs imo
Meet rick. his name is rick because it's one letter away from rock. im hilarious
haha, very funny, game. can we get back to items that aren't just shitty berries now?
also known as that cave thats also the only place to get hippopotas.
quite roomy.
dude i have fast forward on, you would lose
i think you win by default.
oh, cool i guess.
it was grasswhistle.
eh, sure, whatever. that's kinda boring tbh
I TOTALLY DERPED OUT FOR A SECOND AND FORGOT THE TYPE CHART AND I USED BULLET SEED. I AM SO STUPID
*LE SIGN*
Gladys, you seem like the type to beat this shit down. do so, please.
one crit ice fang later
...wow. get your shit wrecked, random ruin maniac.
hmm. let's let gladys handle this again.
ONE CRIT ICE FANG LATER
this would not be a big deal except for one thing.
this dickhead has six pokemon.
shit.
shape your shit up, venus.
*SIGH*
thankfully, castform's sun was still active.
*miror b theme starts playing*
WHOAH BUDDY CALM DOWN
fly
haha no
used fly, it missed the transform and died the next turn. this was very satisfying.
...game? what's with the berries?
ugh.
yes, yes, let's just get this over with.
game are you ok?
...game??
oh, yay.
seriously? is this game even trying anymore?
"whoops"
god damn, i want that.
why does that mean i can't go there
ok!!! beach!! woo...?
thank you sir. appreciate it.
#swag
niiiiiice. not.
i have two of them now. cool.
GAME STOP IT
OK THANK
NOT THAT I CAN USE THAT
sure, i can use that.
had to be done. sorry rick.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
one flare blitz later
ive always liked hitmontop better than the other two. idk why.
i killed it with three rock smashes
cool. not that i have anyone who can use it well.
encounter. raticate's definitely the coolest of the earlygame mammals, but i won't be using it.
cool name for a cool rat.
GAME I LITERALLY JUST WALKED INTO PASTORIA CITY YOU CANT JUST THROW BERRIES AT ME.
OK SAFARI ZONE TIME.
I'm using the standard Safari clause that most nuzlockes use, i.e. you wander around the safari and catch one pokemon, but it can be anything in there that you want. Let's see what we get.
that's a definite maybe, but you can find that here normally.
also maybe.
mmm, nah.
[imghttps://i.imgur.com/inxLf5J.png[/img]
tbh i really do like hariyama's design a lot. i used one in my playthrough of snakewood, i might actually take this thing.
you can find that here normally too.
no.
absolutely not.
ew.
you can find that here normally!!!!
absolutely not.
oh, awesome boss.
eh.
tropius is cool.
OK NEVER MIND FUCK ALL OF THOSE OTHER THINGS AMIRIGHT
I ACTUALLY CLICKED THE "BALL" BUTTON SO FAST AFTER SEEING THIS THING I FORGOT TO SCREENSHOT
BUT I RAN OUT OF SAFARI BALLS AND HAD TO PAY ANOTHER 500 DOLLARS
LETS GO FIND ANOTHER ONE, TAKE TWO
...wait, what? okay. this was in the same area as the latios.
do you want to know how i accomplished this with only two safari balls? i sat there and did something else with my right hand for fifteen minutes and spammed the fast forward key and the a button to just continually throw mud. didn't flee. threw two safari balls. bam.
but hey, enough bragging about how great my balls are, I CAUGHT A FUCKING LATIAS. IN A RANDOMIZED NUZLOCKE. WOOOOOOOO
well, i'll be selling that.
AND IT HAS A BOLD NATURE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LUCK
glares at quincy menacingly because i have a latias and he does not.
but i spent too long playing this today so that's enough for now.
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
by invisibleTerrarium Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:27 pm
- only the good die young," or, "why i hate skuntank forever:
*makes sexual innuendo, as per requirement*
MOtHERFUCKER COME AT ME
pfff is that all you got fool? shit thats a really high level tho
two x-scissors and its down, and the only reason it took two is because it used reflect.
thirty-six? holy shit.
SHIT FUCK NO
two turns and two crits later...
tWO TURNS LATER
fuck. well, i have one life left unless i find a sacred ash. better not fuckin waste it fighting quincy again yet, so let's go to the next route and grind.
...god knows i need it if that's what counts as a miniboss here.
...ok? sure.
three of these. and they don't do SHIT
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
alright you skunk ass piece of crap
CHOKE ON A FAT ONE
and what would that be you ask?
scary face. because of course.
encounter. dupes clause, i have blastoise.
um no offense game but these items are terrible
oh. so sorry, random parasol lady. you're going to be owned in a few seconds.
it used protect the first time but i got 'im next turn.
thanks for the free exp, fisherman guy!!
wow, why does this fisherman have an actual fisherman team?
oh. never mind.
more water types for venus to own? sweet
mm. sweet delicious exp.
another encounter. dupes clause again. RIP SMELLERBEE
that's... actually pretty nice. i'll take that.
I SWITCHED IN TO USE ICY WIND ON LIKE THE ONE TURN IT USED FUCKING MACH PUNCH AND NEARLY SHAT MY PANTS
CALM DOWN CHUCKLES
Charlie.
ok, ok, can we get to the "double battle asswhooping" part now?
that's kind of underwhelming
different double battle, but that's a little more intimidating.
awesome
rock wrecker.
and learned rock wrecker.
because you know what?
fuck subtlety.
free encounter, yeezy
oh nice
super kewl
Game Guide. but also lorelei that too
fuckin maids
DO YOU SEE THIS
DO YOU SEE THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT
CRITICAL NIGHT SLASH AT LIKE 1% HP WHILE ALSO PARALYZED
ARE YOU
FUCKING
KIDDING ME
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH
I WANT TO KICK SOMETHING IM SO DONE WITH THIS GAME TAKE IT EASY ON ME FOR GODS SAKE
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
by OverlordJ Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:16 pm
Sorry I didn't reply sooner, you know how my internet is. Also, Skunktank is horrible, holy shit.
By the way, why do you always get useless items? I mean, if it's random, I'd expect at least SOME good stuff?
By the way, why do you always get useless items? I mean, if it's random, I'd expect at least SOME good stuff?
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
by invisibleTerrarium Tue Feb 10, 2015 7:47 pm
Apologies for the lack of updates, I've been grinding a ton to avoid another Total Party Kill fighting that fucking Skuntank. Charlie got hit with a critical Water Gun from a goddamn Marill and died, and Rick is now going to be rejoining the team in his place. So far, Arboks have paralyzed either Rick or Paula, who covers for him when he can't beat Arboks, a total of 38 times. Update will come when everyone hits level 37.
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
by OverlordJ Tue Feb 10, 2015 8:04 pm
No problem, take your time 
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
by invisibleTerrarium Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:19 am
MOVES LEARNED:
Kama learns Slash.
Gladys learns Ice Beam.
Paula learns Lava Plume.
Venus learns Wood Hammer.
Teresa learns Dragonbreath.
Rick didn't learn anything but that's okay, we love him anyway. More to come when i fucking flatten this gym.
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
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I TOOK LIKE TWO HUNDRED FUCKING PICTURES AND I REGRET *NOTHING*
i'm so so sorry except im not" />
- YOURE IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL SUNNY JIM:
alright quincy you flagrant cockmonkey lets try this again
"whoops i fucking wiped your team"
like you did last time?
LETS DO THIS FUCKER
pffff is that all you got?
SHIT I FORGOT
YEAH OK
*scowl of fury*
COME AT ME YA SACK O' SHIT
HAHA
yyyeah mime jr managed to get off reflect in the turn i wasted so
HELL YEAH
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU MUSTELOID PIECE OF SHIT
hmm, what to do about this?
omnomnomnomnom
quince thats a little sad
but you know what?
yEAH YOU THINK
*falco voice* YOU WEREN'T WORTH THE TROUBLE
that sounds like something someone who just got REKT would say
ok lets do this punks
youre like eight
"And yet for some unknown reason, I chose to become a gym trainer!"
wait you guys LIVE here???
he learned that because i did that to this sailor douche.
LEGGO (his name is cop bob but i forgot to take the picture)
that's probably because quincy just viciously accosts anyone who tries to come through the door
if by glory you mean "fat middle-aged man with no shirt and a mask" then yes, you're glorious
there is a perverted joke in there somewhere but nah
there's a perverted joke in there somewhere butt fuck it
ooooh. ooh. oooooooh. i'm so, sorry for whats about to happen.
it got off one dragon claw and fucking OW
one-shotted
that seems like a rather poor choice of pokemon given your environment
i told rick to punt it into the water, and it just. died.
according to wikipedia, a fen is "one of the four main types of wetland, the others being grassy marshes, forested swamps, and peaty bogs." i did not know that.
eh. not that anything really can learn/make use of that which im using.
yes. yes i did.
wow, who could quincy's father be?
SPOILER ALERT ITS FUCKING PALMER
the main translator of this game is a user of something awful so i am 100% sure that this is a reference to said website
right, so he's a domestic terrorist, just like the rest of the users on something awful
thank you maam
i think beating the crap out of random travelling musicians is more important than combating terrorism
a galac is an exotic type of african worm
Fweh!
I DONE BAD
oh HA HA your terrorist jokes are hilarious
ah, so they're british terrorists. ok.
burn the british something awful terrorists!
HEY BUDDY
HEY BUDDY
HEY BUDDY
Graw!
HEY BUDDY!
plot twist: he's talking about his weenie
what, his penis? trust me bro you didn't miss much
are... are we talking about the same thing here?
Pant!
about your dick?
yes! you're a terrorist! you don't just walk away from that!
this better be good, dude.
(it wasn't)
oh god, first dick-obssessed terrorists and now this. would someone please get this weird child molester away from me.
is it my galactic bomb?
so they're shitty, british, wang-lovin' terrorists, is what you're telling me.
right, about my dong
ok ok lemme figure out this schlong euphemism. so the psyducks are.... they're.... oh, you're serious? oh. oh. uh. sorry.
sure strange lady, i'll take your drugs
and by "secret potion" they mean columbian black tar heroin
ANYWAY
yo ducks you want some drugs?
you know what could cure that? drugs.
told you so
I BROUGHT A CAN OF MACE THIS TIME GET AWAY FROM ME
stop giving me drugs. ok, whatever, let's just move up the r-
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
GET YOUR SHIT WRECKED
FUCK
FUUUUUUCK
THERE WASNT EVEN ANYTHING HERE
I HAVE TWO OF THEM NOW AND THEYRE BOTH USELESS
you also have to take lOSING IN STRIDE YOU FUCKING TRASH
aight double battle time
shablammo
shablam- FUCK
PICTURED: THE MOMENT I STOPPED BREATHING
PICTURED: THE MOMENT I EXHALED IN A SHAKY MANNER AND LAUGHED MANIACALLY FOR LIKE A MINUTE
ok yeah lets get kama out of there
i swear this is the most satisfying attack animation EVER
not as satisfying but the move itself makes up for that
and now i win.
oh, well wrong legendary i guess
dAMN STRAIGHT SHE DID
lol
lol
HAHA FUCK ME RIGHT
THERE IS A GOD
you fail to specify what these things you're doing are
haha okay very funny guys where's the mesprit
fuck off dude
that SUCKS
well i mean you aren't going to be physically attacking me, right?
BUFF AS ALL FUCK
your dirt piles are highly visible, actually
well, i can't use that
five bucks says you don't have any bird pokemon
not a bird but still weak to rock
that... that's not a bird. there's no way you can qualify milotic as a bird.
in retrospect this was fuckin dumb because of marvel scale, which i completely forgot about.
it woke up while i was in the air anyway so w/e
something something galactic bomb something something
oh
AINT SO HEATPROOF ARE YA
FUCKIN DONE
THERE'S NO KILL LIKE OVERKILL
there was a fuckton of berries
right, that town with the ruins and the store where you buy all the weird pokeballs. and uh, what else exactly?
oh look at that now i have no reason to go visit the most important thing in this town
HEY BUD- wait you're not the same guy
I'M DA BOSS
It is, isn't it?
great
oh right the meth
FIGHTING RANDOM CLOWN IN POKEBALL
THIS IS WHY CHILDREN ARE SCARED OF CLOWNS
REKT
bulbapedia says this is a shrine but im not buying it, i think it's a house for leprechauns
did i ask you
yeah i know i literally just killed two of them
GHOSTS
oh right this guy
if i give you meth will you leave
"I will not be eaten by Giant Space Satan."
you are so wrong it isnt even fucking funny
yeah you threw some weird words at me then left
might not wanna go around loudly denouncing that you're the boss of those terrorists dude
octilloserly
#rockrekt
yeah thanks for that
SWAGGIN
no diggity
funny, he never mentioned a galactic bomb.
well, not that i have anything that can learn-
-surf?
STOP ACCOSTING ME OH MY GOD
OK ENCOUNTER TIME WITH SURFING WEASEL
dupes.
...dupes. let's just try fishing.
*SIGH*
*SIIIIGH*
*SIIIIIIIIIIGH*
welcome to the shortest route in the entire game.
that's terrible, you're terrible.
that's not even a noctowl, you grinning shitmonkey.
oNE SHOTTED MUCH
oh, sick.
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[/jokes that are not okay]
i bet it sucks
...comet punch
these aren't ruins
OK OK IM SORRY PUT AWAY THE LATIOS PLEASE
or i could oneshot it and earn the right to say it's not a ruin, mother fucker.
oh, so you heard about my drugs?
that is actually really nice
Hah!
I have two of these now, and I have no idea why I didn't give one to Teresa until now, but I did that.
*SIIIIIIIIIIIGH*
*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH*
named after this douche who my dad used to work with and fucking hated, it was hilarious, he would come home like every day and yell about how self centered this guy was
this route has two things to boast: it's half water route and it has mr mime on it. that's about it.
and that helps me by doing what exactly?
*SIIIIIIIIIIIII- actually that's ok
mine
let's just ignore the "wrong hole" jokes
my favorite city!! woo
reminds me of provincetown, ma~
FUCK I HAVENT HEALED I FORGOT THIS RIVAL BATTLE HAPPENED HERE SHIT SHIT SHIT
QUINCY I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS
oh. i can handle that.
i... can also handle that??? huh.
yeah, we were all just pretty much waiting for the other shoe to drop on that one, weren't we?
thankfully, x-scissor exists.
yeah that wasnt too big a problem either
thanks gladys
wow! look at the consistency!!
go fuck yourself mime jr!
damn straight
encounter!! ariados is cool.
it's a pun on ariachne, arachnid, and that crazy jumpy elite four guy
aaaand we end here! finally lol
i'm so so sorry except im not" />
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
by OverlordJ Sat Feb 14, 2015 7:54 pm
Thinks seem to be going fairly well for you this time.
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
by invisibleTerrarium Sun Feb 15, 2015 3:10 pm
everything went better than expected except for the tms, which is in and of itself to be expected. hopefully my luck starts to turn around??? maybe???? probably not.
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
by OverlordJ Sun Feb 15, 2015 4:27 pm
I'm keeping my fingers crossed
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
by invisibleTerrarium Fri Mar 06, 2015 8:06 pm
Hey, so you know why I haven't been updating this? Because EVERYTHING WENT HORRIBLY WRONG AT IRON ISLAND
- A BIRTH AND A DEATH ON THE SAAAME DAY AND HONEY I ONLY APPEARED SO I COULD FADE AWAY:
That's a line from Fall Out Boy - Twin Skeletons' (Hotel in NYC) which is a quality song.
off we go into the wild blue yonder
oh boy i wonder what awaits me here
oh. um. cool? i guess? i'm not going to be using that, for obvious reasons.
what is the point of this house.
oh right, it's sir aaron.
dAMN STRAIGHT
is it your galactic bomb
oh. uh. which one is that?
ah. that one.
*points at fire snail* luv that fire snail
fuck!
yeah, okay.
rebecca the fire snail
fun fact, while i was writing this i accidentally wrote the ]img] tag as "ping" and laughed for like a solid five minutes
thank you for confirming what i already suspected: you suck.
...something's not right here. these items are too good.
SOMEHTING IS DEFINITELY NOT RIGHT HERE
I SWEAR TO GOD IM JUST WAITING FOR THE OTHER SHOE TO DROP
*flinches*
what... the hell is going on? my luck couldn't be... turning around, could it?
wheeeeee
maybe stomping this douche will take my mind off the strange change in fortunes.
...?
i... what? what??? shadow ball? an actually good move???? what the fuck is going on here???????????
hail helix. i'm not gonna go revive this bc i forgot to randomize the fossils.
DAMN STRAIGHT
as of right now, the partner clause is in effect again. any deaths until i leave riley here do not count.
oh son of a fuck he has a koffing. this thing has explosion, doesn't it?
IDK WHAT WEIRD GRAPHICAL BUG CAUSED THIS BUT THE FUCKIN BLACK BELTS EYES HES SO CUTE WTF HES LIKE KIRBY
LOOK AT HIM HAHA I LOVE IT
"Boulders give me an erection!"
YES
yEAH OK IT HAS EXPLOSION
OH ALSO NICE
BUT UH, THAT MEANS I HAVE TO PUT KAMA UP ANOTHER LEVEL BEFORE HE EVOLVES TOO
YEEEEEEEE
rick, lets be honest here, you werent outspeeding anyone anyway
statses!
jESUS
ok rick youre on your own, koffing exploded. you can take this slakoth.
aBORT ABORT ABORT KAMA TAKE THIS ONE
oh god damn it not you perverts again
quite honestly they havent seemed any more aggressive than usual
no one... said anything about that?
*SIGH*
*SIIIIIGH*
yeah fuck off uxie
alright, and with the end of this battle all deaths will count again! thanks for playing, riley. fuck off now.
ok im gonna kill this thing.
FUCK. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUFUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
well ok thats good at least, but only after kama fainted. kama's death won't count, but it's going to take a good while longer to get out of here without him.
Well good for that, at least.
jeeeeeeesus
THATS HARDLY CONSOLATION
I DONT HAVE A DITTO
JEEEEEESUS
gladys, you were an absolute fucking beast. you will be sorely, sorely, sorely missed. and to make matters worse i fucking used the shadow ball tm on you so now i dont even have that. fairwell, demon rice ball. #scratchedatlast
tOO SOON
alright, new lineup! welcome zach to the team!
WOO LETS DO IT
ok bro
oh fuck you, dude.
wheeeeeeee
GET THE FUCK OUT
YEAH I WAS
EAT IT
yeeeeee
of all the moves, that is not one i needed.
that's correct.
i don't know where the images of the fight with byron went, but they all disappeared except for the jirachi one. and uh, this happened. got caught by a critical pursuit in yellow by a FUCKING DUSKNOIR. bye bye, birdy. you were awesome. and had fly. fuck.
calm ur shit quincy im still in mourning
what do you want me to do with that houseplant?
and then we get a boring spiel and an earthquake.
i'd argue about that but i completely agree with you.
same tbh
yeah kinda
oh boy, another terrorist commander.
well, i am da boss.
ok, let's let zach handle this one for the levels.
zach probably could've handled this one too.
get out of here, pig.
yeah ok this isnt permanent obviously i just need someone who can fly
damn straight
"scoundrels" he says he says
what a badass
yes dawn, we've all realized that.
i'm sure the kakuna was a big help
aren't we all?
i know.
"grandstanding" she says she says
yeah i know about those guys i've killed way too many of them
and thats all for now! mars doesn't fight you.
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
by OverlordJ Sat Mar 07, 2015 10:27 am
Oh man, it sucks that you lost those two but it's awesome that the other two evolved. I am unsure how to feel about this...
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
by invisibleTerrarium Mon Dec 07, 2015 4:04 pm
I'm going to revive this. Give me a few hours to grind and screenshot.
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