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Yeah like driving. You also need feet. You don't even have a lower half. Unless you count...  

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Shapredo you can't just announce to someone that their white.

Yah I'm pretty sure that's racist. 

Sometimes I wonder if I should call people African American before I remember that we don't have that where I live. I blame the media.

Wow D_What you're so white I had no idea we can't be friends anymore gosh

No it isnt racist if youre stating facts
If you go up to a black guy and say "youre a n*gger" then that is racism
But if you say "you are black" you are stating facts

Spoiler:

I'm not actually white


I am in fact

A ghoast



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You look like you're explaining something... but what could that mean?

as a person well-versed in the art of sbahj i just want to say that that comic you just posted is awful

Gelatino wrote:as a person well-versed in the art of sbahj i just want to say that that comic you just posted is awful

Yes I too am a sbahjologist and I concur. You have 24 hours to get off the web.

No seriously where did you even find that? Or did you make that?

I made it ages back :0 on my uni PCs, so I only had access to Ms paint. SUCKIT AWWWW YEAAH

Awful is an awkward term in regards to sbahjerry. I'm going to pretend it means 'refreshing in a new and different way but fails to capture the inherent shittiness of the Huss's later works; a good first attempt. Ridiculous in premise therefore 10/10 would read again.'

Some of the shitty bits were accidental. I didn't realise until afterwards that the nose typo made the ear look like a nose...

As an amature sbahjologist, I have to tell you that your sbahj comic SHUCKS.
Where are the beautiful jpeg artifacts? What about sharpening? Back to the school with you.

i meant awful as in it doesn't do well as a sbahj comic

you can't just scatter your words around in an attempt to make it more shitty. the comic has to have coherence despite the chaos that pervades the whole thing. remember, you're writing a COMIC, not a paint splatter. the comic has to have at least some sort of premise, and i guess the premise you used was okay. but making all the words hard to follow was a mistake. group your words together, use word bubbles, and use formatting to your advantage. but don't make it incoherent.

and yeah, it's pretty much impossible to make one without a better program than ms paint. you need control over layers, contrast, and filters like sharpening. you also need to be able to select specific areas to copy and paste and apply these changes to. honestly, jpeg artifacts are an afterthought.

Yah I got that, that first panel is nigh unreadable. Though I didn't know I was doing at the time... Rather I was just messing about drawing a shitty sweet bro/hella jeff for fun. So things get marginally more intelligible.

I want to make it clear though: I did not set out to do one, if I had, I probably would have done more. And again. MS paint. I don't think anybody particular has to tell me about composition...
Though I should've picked less obviously MS paint palette background colours...