Pokemon general chat: Pokemon for breakfast?

Pokemans.

phantasmalDexterity wrote:

Pokemans.

Who made this wonderful thing and where can i get more

Hehe, I know the show it's parodying.

My jazz band was flying to New York and we were on one of those planes that have TVs in the seats, and I made everyone watch Too Cute because it had kittens. It was amazing.

Okay I'm mad at the On the Origin of Species guy now. Omanyte and Omastar are ammonites, a type of prehistoric cephalopod; THEY ARE NOT SNAILS. SNAILS ARE GASTROPODS. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. [/rant]

Both belongs to the phylum of Mollusca.
Besides, he said "at a push" Doesn't that mean something similar to "kind of a stretch"? I might be wrong about though?
Yeah, I'm probably are.
Anyway, I'm not trying to defend him or something, just pointing stuff out.

The guy was just naming some pokemon that look vaguely like snails, as a lead-in to his reveal that the slowpoke family is based on snails. You can't deny that Omanyte kind of looks like a snail, despite being clearly based on something else. Nothing to get upset over.

But this is cA, he EXISTS to rage over people being wrong about aquatic invertebrates.

Not all aquatic invertebrates. For example, I don't give a damn about jellyfish unless people are lumping them in with cephalopods because THEY ARE NOT EVEN REMOTELY THE SAME THING.

dear internet,
today tumblr taught me a bit about leatherback sea turtles.
i'm sure you guys know what they look like, right? pretty generic sea turtle design, with some sleek ridges down their back.

TURNS OUT THEY HAVE THE MOST TERRFYING MAW EVER:

someone please make a fakemon with this as the predominant feature.
somehow.

ninte i did not want to have nightmares today

Call forth the Kraken!

Honestly, I don't get what's supposedly so creepy and/or scary about those is...

well this is close

OverlordJ wrote:Honestly, I don't get what's supposedly so creepy and/or scary about those is...

things should not have teeth lining their throats.
granted, those aren't actually teeth, but they look like it at a glance.
also turtles aren't the first thing anyone thinks of for "terrifying mouths"

those teeth things are to help the turtle eat fish. fish can't get out that way.

Hanky Panky wrote:well this is close

Ah, good old Chainer~

NinteNerd wrote:things should not have teeth lining their throats.
granted, those aren't actually teeth, but they look like it at a glance.
also turtles aren't the first thing anyone thinks of for "terrifying mouths"

Yeah, those "teeth" don't look terrifying to me...

What do you think about this then?:

OBJECTION!
Those teeth are to help the turtles eat jellyfish. They're immune to stings, but the jellies are slimy and stuff so if they didn't have the scary teeth-things they would just slide out of the turtle's mouth.

OverlordJ wrote:

What do you think about this then?:

those just look goofy and out-of-place.
actual fluthlu is weirder than that

*horrortendor gibberish*:

and yeah, i'd already known what they were for. I had to investigate just why something would have insides like that.

Aaah, the Nic Cage mouth. It's been a while.

OverlordJ wrote:
Ah, good old Chainer~

i used to have a Chainer
and a Hypnox
and half a deck's worth of nightmare horror creatures.
it was great except hypnox costs 8BBB
11 fucking mana
good luck ever playing it without dark ritual.

I'm gonna try to get a super mario sunshine emulator on my laptop

Okay i got it but it's really slow like 50% speed so i think i'm not gonna play it

wow, since when does this ever happen??

it happens when theres eleven people who cant be bothered to log on
okay maybe ten people and a guest

But doesn't it log on automatically? I know it does that for me