"How Not To Deal With Loss" - A Randomized Pokemon White Nuzlocke

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"How Not To Deal With Loss" - A Randomized Pokemon White Nuzlocke

Post by invisibleTerrarium on Mon Dec 07, 2015 6:32 pm

That's right, folks. We're gonna do this. Let's have some fun this time instead of constant death and suffering. May RNJesus be with us all.
Never forgive. Never forget. Grind like hell.


Rawr.

THE INVISIBLE TEAM:


EDGEWORTH


JOHN CENA


Z
ON STANDBY:

LI'L JIMMY
FUCKING WHOOPS:

FLOWEY


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Re: "How Not To Deal With Loss" - A Randomized Pokemon White Nuzlocke

Post by invisibleTerrarium on Mon Dec 07, 2015 6:50 pm

yadda:


Hail Satan!


how funny would it be if this was randomized and she pulled out a giratina or something


i'm neither. i'm da boss.


still the funniest thing to do in any pokemon game


you get gems like this


bianca you incompetent fuck


i was going to make a joke like "damn straight" but the next line of dialogue is literally just "Naturally."


bitch are you six wait your damn turn


okay, option one


option two


my kinda starter selection. poll's up.








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Re: "How Not To Deal With Loss" - A Randomized Pokemon White Nuzlocke

Post by invisibleTerrarium on Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:37 pm

Whoever voted for Gloom is a sick, sadistic bastard who just wants to tear victory away from my grasp.

I picked Gloom.
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Post by invisibleTerrarium on Tue Dec 08, 2015 12:05 am

it begins:


Yeah yeah, Gloom. I get it.


hey, who's da boss here?


ok, dudley, let's see what you got.


So I guess "Pokemon Trainer" gets changed to "Tamer" here. I don't think there are tamers in this game tho


oh cool something i can own


om nom nom.


twoshotted.


jesus christ, i got three levels from killing that thing


is..... is that even possible....? someone's going to have to clean this up, you know.


what? okay, they're both named dudley. that's fine. I'll call them Dud 1 and Dud 2


...again.


psssshhhh, is that all you can do for me?


get bent.


glad you figured that out, Dud 2.





no, goddammit, dud 1, help clean up


"i could hear their screeches of pain through the fucking floor!"


that's not how you say that and you know it


i'm still calling it an ex-trans-see-ver


think we might have a bat problem guys


this is actually a super well-written dynamic and i wish it didn't just randomly drop off after the third gym


"to murder you!"


accidentally fast forwarded through the opportunity to name gloom. whoops. his name is edgeworth, but only in spirit for now.


thanks for entrusting this fourteen-year-old with this extremely valuable piece of hardware


ur mom confirmed illuminati psychic it's a conspiracy


i was never able to figure out how in any way that picture could be construed as a map


all of it???? there's foot prints on the ceiling how are you gonna clean those


"...my life."


...that we're going to go halt an enormous eco-terrorist organization.


you... aren't very responsible, are you?


bullshit i didnt see no fuckin gloom in here


not random.


juniper i've been 'round this block before i know how to do this come on


oh, interesting. i like throh.


mine.


there was only one name i could give him, let's be real.


i wouldn't have minded that, either. i like the selection on this route. good for grinding.


haha, you're so dead.


that's awesome but i'm glad i didn't run into it because there's no way i would've been able to catch it.


rekt


oh, you mean the thing that if this were real life, is so close that i could probably see you from where i was standing? yeah. hi!


( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


BETTER PLACES


this concludes professor juniper's sex ed class


i mean, donald trump.


this is completely unrealistic.


no one would ever take anyone being followed around by a cadre of knights, wearing neon yellow and purple and a dbz scanner, professing about shit peta would be ashamed to say seriously.


lmao


bye felicia


n for what? norman?


...nigel?


shit i only know bind


n for noisy more like HA *hi five*


n for no more loudred, r.i.p.


nathan?


god damn it, now i imagine everyone as talking in a meowth voice whenever they say my name. this actually improves the game quite a bit.


the fuck do you mean "finally" it's like 100 steps tops


thank the lord, it's not like i had fast forward anyway lmao





SIGH


i'll take what i can get.


his name is li'l jimmy (his name is li'l jimmy)


you have fun with those gymnastics, okay pansy?


i don't think gymnast is even a trainer class?


whatever.








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Re: "How Not To Deal With Loss" - A Randomized Pokemon White Nuzlocke

Post by d_what on Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:55 am

*votes for gloom*
>complains about Gloom
*double bird*
>Gloom steamrolls everything
*begins waving birds furiously*

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Post by invisibleTerrarium on Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:40 am

To be fair, that's more due to lucky type advantages and the extra levels from lanturn than anything about Edgeworth himself.
If i'd picked magmortar i wouldve been screwed tho mspa
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Post by invisibleTerrarium on Tue Dec 08, 2015 8:45 pm

it continues:


he had a lilligant, so i mean you got the first part of the word right


well that's pretty much useless


really? really now. really.


greetings, dud 1


and here we go one more time


seriously though, what's with all the type advantages i'm getting? doubt mamo knows any ice moves this early.


do it like so.


again with these type advantages!!


you know you're in a city when you get some excellent free items, hooray.


i'm gonna drop these guys in the pc for now. cena doesn't really do anything til a few levels later, and jimmy is a kricketot.


that doesn't do anything.


ALRIGHT FUCKS ITS TIME TO LEARN UP


probably parlyz heal tbh


thanks fam


probably exactly as effective as mine. that's how standardized products that you purchase from stores work.


Dud 2 Round 2


"cheren, i'm so done. please stop telling me to fight these people."


he had this, too.


yee


i think this is the first open type disadvantage, and it's level 7.


well, that's slightly underwhelming.






this is fine. it doesn't do anything for me, but fine, okay.


I'M DA BOSS


oh, right, i forgot they do this! this should be helpful later.


well, i'm probably not, but okay, let's do this.


ah, that's probably fine. i have the type advantage.


fCUK


christ edgeworth do you have to do everything for these guys


maaaaannnn i wish i had that


the type advantages are real


ten bucks says he has no fire types


well i mean i can't fight you but i bet you don't have anything like that either





i've never actually fought chili, only cress.


all he would do was use haze over and over so that was weird


this one used gust and nearly ko'd flowey so that sucked


few acids took it down tho


IT'S A FUCKING PEA POD I NEVER REALIZED THAT,,,


oh, cool, this is work up, so i can give this to john cena.


and then i'm dragged into fennel's weird house.


obligatory portal reference


uh. thanks? i guess??? i dont want it


john cena is BACK IN THE PARTY. sorry li'l jim.


*SIGHS AGGRESSIVELY*


the violently exploding trees make a return this generation, it seems. look, this one punched a hole in the wall. stay safe, kids.


why is it marked ??? i know who these people are


i heard your whole spiel already just fight me


to someone who's never played pokemon before, this screenshot would be extremely confusing.


oh, mother fuck.


jESUS CALM DOWN WITH THE EXTREMESPEED WHAT


i believe in the power of the cena.


HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH


y'all just appeared out of literally nowhere what


it wasn't real. i got duped i tHOUGHT IT WAS LEGIT AND WAS REALLY CONFUSED I FORGOT THIS HAPPENED


but that doesnt matter heres my encounter for the route


wait FUCK


BUT,,, THE CATCHRATE,,,,,,


IT WASN'T EVEN THAT LOW ;~;



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Post by Xaber on Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:56 am

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Re: "How Not To Deal With Loss" - A Randomized Pokemon White Nuzlocke

Post by invisibleTerrarium on Sat Dec 19, 2015 12:47 am

the first has fallen:


my computer is incapable of emitting wifi signals


yeah this was the worst bototm screen gimmick lmao


this is useless


fuck outta here, old guy.





golly gee, beating up preschoolers and taking their money sure is fun!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWFSR1tcSiM


john cena had to endure many trials on his way to the top.


he had to defeat the loch ness monster.


he had to defeat a land shark.


then he went sleepy night night for a bit.


BUT THEN HE CHOKESLAMMED A FLAMING ECHIDNA.


and learned how to toss things. seismically.


i don't know. i was taught that it was window


fuck outta here, small children.


DA BOSS DONT TAKE ORDERS FROM NO MAN


FUCK


why do you have this again? i thought i turned off the starters thing


that took a... weirdly long time.


didnt hit himself once so proud :_)


lol this is ur last pokemon and its at like 10 health


lol synthesis


and then it died from poison


some plasmas walked by


probably to watch john cena at the wwe super slam, but i dunno.


LE GASP


yeah im gonna ignore that and get my encounter and this x attack i will never use


oh, fucking nice.


base 115 attack hot damn


i considered it... but it's a girl. i couldn't do that to her, even if her chest is hairy and she's incredibly strong and her name starts with z.


i think just z is good.


wait shite


i forgot he was a flying type goddammit


grinding random trainers gets pretty intense sometimes, what can i say...


that isn't much consolation.





wow, that's an almost aggrandizing amount of alliteration.


and you think you can?


that's pretty dramatic for someone who's probably gonna have something that sucks.


DEBUT EXPERIENCE


fuck outta here, plasma guys


that was a pokemon you stole from a six year old. and it was a clefairy.


were you expecting it to have any battle experience??? she's six???? and its a clefairy???? jesus you people are so stupid.


it was a patrat in the original game!!!!! i went and checked that!!!! jesus you people are so stupid!!!!


omg juggle for me guys


son of a bitch.


you do it like so, where you focus everything on the fucking ho-oh


ha. balls. ok, let's grind for a bit


tits. fucking. tits this.


UM, GET ONESHOTTED MUCH???


he wasn't outspeeding much anyway


OH SHIT, 1-UP CLAUSE THAT NEVER HAPPENED IN THE OTHER LP


YASSSSSSSS.... for the unenlightened, the 1-up clause is the clause that since im shit at pokemon i have two lives, and if i found a sacred ash and sold it i got another one, so now i have three lives.


there be ghosties.





that'd be useful if i had a fucking latias.


and then dud 2 decides to be useful for a change. that's all for now, folks!
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