"Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
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Which starter should I pick?
"Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
Somewhere, in the faraway land of Sinnoh, a young boy by the name of "Da Boss" sets out on the first step of his Pokemon journey. Paired with his childhood friend "Quincy," Da Boss will surely encounter many hardships along the way, and overcome the-
Oh, lord. This is going to go horibbly, isn't it?
Welcome to the randomized Platinum nuzlocke.
First part will be posted as soon as I get home and have access to a non-shit computer.
Oh, lord. This is going to go horibbly, isn't it?
Welcome to the randomized Platinum nuzlocke.
- Da Rules:
Pretty sure everyone knows the rules of a nuzlocke run, but I'll run through 'em super quick.
You can only catch the first pokemon you encounter on every route.
You must nickname everything.
If a pokemon faints, it is considered dead. You must place it in a special "dead box" in the pc and never touch it again.
Gift pokemon are allowed, so long as they are nicknamed.
I'm playing with several clauses on:
Randomizer clause: All pokemon on every route are randomized. I have no idea what I'm going to run into. I put no restrictions on the randomizer, so if I run into a Palkia or some shit on the second route I'm screwed. I also randomized the names of all the trainers, their trainer classes, the pokemon they have, all TMs, and all the items on all the routes. This one should be pretty interesting.
Counter Clause: deaths caused by counter/mirror coat don't count. By extension, deaths caused by Wobbuffet or Wynaut also don't count.
Dupes Clause: Can't catch two of the same evolutionary line. You get a second shot if you run into something you already have.
1-up clause: One of my own invention. You start with two lives. Black out twice and it's game over, rerandomize the game and start the damn thing over. I randomized the items so it's possible, if very unlikely, to find a Sacred Ash. Every sacred ash I find will be immediately sold. Once the Ash is sold, and only then, will I obtain an extra life.
Partner Clause: If you are travelling through a route with a partner, any encounters do not count, as the partners are all fucking idiots and will invariably poison anything you want to catch.
- THE INVISIBLE TEAM:
- ON ACTIVE DUTY:
KAMA
PAULA
TERESA
GLADYS
RICK
VENUS
- ON STANDBY:
CJ
AUGUST
HOWITZER
KAMINA
MINI-BONER
ZACHARY
PRIMA
YVETTE
GOLIAD
AARON
DAVE PRICE
- RIP IN PEACE:
ANNETTE
DUCKSEASON
FEARMONGER
NOODLE
WAR
THE EXPERT
EDD
RAMPAGE II
APHRODITE
SMELLERBEE
FELICIA
CHARLIE
First part will be posted as soon as I get home and have access to a non-shit computer.
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Eyyy so first off I apologize for the shakiness of the camera work this first thing, i'm gonna do screenshots after this one but i totally forgot screenshots were,,, a thing you could do. so it's ipad camera giant-ass photos for this one
- THE ADVENTURE BEGINS:
We are introduced to our hero with the stunning revelation that Da Boss has the uncanny power to bang your mom from across the room.
Damn straight it is.
Quincy we're walking maybe a hundred yards to the next town over do you really need that shit. what are you even going to write about. when are you even going to find time to write??? quincy youre so fucking stupid
QUINCY I HAVE NO RUNNING SHOES YET NO PLS
Quincy.
Running through grass raises the chances of finding a wild pokemon.
QUINCY YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID
This is the sort of thrilling dialogue i play pokemon for
"Dawn shut the fuck up i'm trying to impress these two children with my magnificent beard and philosophical talk"
Clearly. Because according to my eyes, you don't have a mouth with which to smile. Your sprite has no mouth. You have to say your emotions out loud because you have no real face with which to emote. quincy your life is a very sad one
quincy you're ten
How exactly does one speak an exclamation point
did he just say "exclamation point!" with an excited tone??? i'd pay money to hear that
Alright, here we go. You guys are gonna choose which starter I pick via that poll up there.
Eevee?
Or Nidoran-F?
Winner will be chosen tomorrow at 3:45 EST!!
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aaalright and there was only one vote
but it was for sneasel so that is who I shall pick!
but it was for sneasel so that is who I shall pick!
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Yeah, the forum got a little quite in the last days...
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- EPISODE 2: THE BULLSHIT BEGINS:
Having performed his duty of bestowing a Sneasel upon my ass, the professor turns to leave.
Well, I don't know if I can come to you for grief counseling if a pokemon of mine gets brutally murdered, but i'll take your word for it bro.
You know what? No.
I'm Da Boss. Of course I'm ready.
Alright! Let's do this sh-
god fucking dammit
son of a FUCK
That one's not going to count, because come on. Seriously? Come on. Screw you, quincy.
gyarados was not an option for me you stupid cheater
I hit you once with scratch and it didnt even take off a quarter of your health
Ok mom whatever
But first i'm gonna go talk to suspicious strangers muttering to themselves on the lakefront
No, that was me. That man was terrifying. I think i peed my pants a little
I'd like to imagine actually saying the accent is like a noob trainer thing to do, like elite trainers get too lazy to write the accent when theyre writing the word and just write pokemon like normal people instead
Alright! Not counting encounters on this route, but I'll come back later once i have pokeballs. But it couldn't hurt to see what's here, could it?
Fuck you, game.
Fuck you, game![/img]
[i]Fuck you, g- actually that's pretty cool I'd be alright with electivire
Killed the electabuzz for exp and leveled up.
ok lets go visit this professor guy
Damn straight i'm da boss
And then he let me nickname Sneasel.
After Sneasel's inspiration, the bladed wind weasel yokai, Kamaitachi.
I don't know about any of you, but when I was ten and in sixth grade, the only technology I had was a first-generation ipod that I shattered the screen of on the second-to-last day of school. Idk if you should trust this random kid you just met an hour ago with one of the most expensive items you own
Chimchar was not an option either
Eyyyyyy
So the really great thing about TM27 in a randomizer is that it's originally Return, so anything can learn it. That carries over here, so whatever's in this TM can be taught to anything. Let's see what it is...
Huh. Hyper Fang has 80 power and 90% accuracy. A pretty solid Normal move, although I did just basically get weaker less accurate return. Could've been worse, though, the TM that ordinarily would've been Ice Beam was Splash in my randomized playthrough of Emerald.
Didn't you just get your first pokemon back by the lake? You've been a trainer for like. two more hours than me.
Stopped by the mart and bought five of these...
And seven of these.
And that's about all! I'll update more whenever I get the chance
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Episode 2: And then everything was Gyarados.
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OverlordJ wrote:Episode 2: And then everything was Gyarados.
Well, there is no gyarados in this part. thankfully. unless dawn is secretly a gyarados. which she might be. i ain't pryin'.
- AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE:
Welp, time for dawn to show me how to catch a Pokemon, I guess....
dawn go fuck yourself
Welp, let's go home, i g-
*sweats nervously*
Alright lets do this bull
Gfdi
LE SIGN
Say hello to Annette.
And here's Kama's nature and stuff for anyone who's curious
Alright, now I can safely go home.
I'm like 100% sure the reason for the plural of pokemon being pokemon is so they don't have to change shit like this depending on how many of the damn things you have in your party.
You are literally the most irresponsible mother ever.
No and why the fuck would he be
EXCUSE ME I AM DA BOSS HERE, YOU DO NOT GIVE ME ORDERS
I NEVER SAID I WOULD DO THIS
but she stuffs the parcel in my bag and i away back to sandgem, but first....
Encounter time!!
That's really underwhelming
SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK NO NO DEATHS THIS EARLY PLEASE STOP WRAPPING ME
OK THANK
Behold, the goddess of love herself.
Found this on route 201 while i was heading back to 202 to talk to dawn. dustox is my favorite bug type. Annette eat your heart out you will NEVER be this cool-looking
I already have THREE OF THEM
I really wish this scripted encounter was randomized so she caught like a salamence or some bullshit
Ok, now we can get into the route proper.
Encounter. I can get behind Lopunny.
Ba-bam.
That ability's going to be hella useful, I can feel it.
Challenged, you are, by Youngster Yoda!
Or Performer Webster. That works too. I totally randomized the names and trainer classes. If anything really funny pops up I'll take a screenshot.
Alright, Webster, please don't pull something ridiculous on me.
That works, sure.
Yee
Double yee
Alright, moving on, let's plow through this next Lass...
AW SHIT NO NOT THIS EARLY
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Okay, took a while to load all this but cool. My suggestion, try to kill it with Annette. If that backfires (which seems likely), switch to Aphrodite, wrap deals little damage on the initial attack but continues to deal damage and that damage can't be Countered. Meanwhile, use Grow to boost yourself and then hope you can oneshot it after six grows or so.
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Welp, the reason this is so late is 100% because I played for two hours yesterday and took 95 screenshots. If this murders your bandwidth, I am so, so sorry.
- THE MARATHON:
Welp. Didn't see that coming. Not counting that one, under the Counter Clause.
I thought I was being really clever, remembering I had Taunt and completely ignoring J's sage advice, but it turns out Taunt does not affect Counter or Mirror Coat. Stupid Stupid Dumb. I dispatched the thing with a few more Scratches and rushed back to the Pokemon Center to heal.
Oh yeah that happened too
Weird graphical glitch. idek man. I decided to fight some of the wild Pokemon to level up Annette and evolve her, so I ran around in the grass for a bit.
...Only for Annette to promptly eat it.
Battle wasn't a total waste though.
Goodnight, sweet princess.
Of course I had to get Buneary on this route, and not Gengar. I would've loved a frickin gengar. but no. buneary. because of course.
You've actually got a better chance than you might think, pal. (He had a skiploom that only knew splash)
Skiploom Spoils
Well, that's totally useless and very expensive. Selling that.
I HAAAAD TO GET BUNEARY.
Woo! First real city! Let's explore a bit.
Oh, fuck me.
go away dawn
Yes, Looker. Vriska stole your cueball.
dude i haven't said a single word
do mars and jupiter count? because im pretty sure theyre arousing something other than your suspicions
(guys its a sex joke im referring to his penis)
Hurray, a key item i will never use ever! Where did you even get this from dude
that is extremely specific and answers every question i had about this fucking vs recorder. dude do you even pokemon battle at all?
i just said that
He immediately asks you to disregard that and talk to him if you see him.
yeah whatever i'll tell jupiter you want her number
dawn i was under the impression that me going on this adventure meant i would never have to set foot in a school again
why would quincy ever willingly visit a school
Welp, that's also totally useless.
youre gonna forget that in like three minutes bro
Oh yeah, might as well unload this while I'm here. Your mom's a bit pushy, Quince.
question: why didnt your mom just give this thing to me straight instead of sending me on this jank-ass errand]
That is the lamest city name ever.
Eeeeeh, why not. If I remember correctly these guys give you a TM for beating them.
SHIT SHIT SHIT ABORT ABORT ABORT
That was underwhelming. Dropped the dragon in two Scratches.
Booyeah.
Let's do this marcellus
Aw fuck
AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
This thing got an assortment of weird moves, none of them too powerful. It did actually get Frenzy Plant, but it missed.
Aaaaaaw fuck. You would not believe how long it took to beat this goddamn thing.
Potion. I killed it eventually though, even after it lowered my attack to as low as it could get with Charm.
YEAH YOU BETTER FUCKING LEVEL UP
Good.
Baller.
FUCK I WOULD NEVER HAVE DONE THAT IF I KNEW IT WAS JUST A POTION I THOUGHT IT WAS A TM FUCK YOU TOGETIC GDI
I made it to the Pokemon Center in time to cure Kama of his poison, mostly because it's directly across the street from the trainer school.
A what now
*coughcoughfuckoffoldmancoughcough*
Oh jeez. I thought i was playing pokemon, not The Shining: The Video Game.
You can see the clown from where you're standing.
FOR THE LAST FUCKIN' TIME, NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH
Damn, that's a tough one.
No, obviously.
how were you able to tell i didnt have any badges just by looking at me
i just wanted to get into jubilife tv
Three useless items in a row. Noice.
Poketch clown, that is literally the shittiest hiding place you could have picked.
He asked if moves have types.
Then I went scouring the city for free items.
if they didnt use attacks theyd just be animals
I didn't sell the other two, because I totally forgot how useless they were.
I am definitely going to use this all the time.
Encounter time!
...As soon as I finish mopping the floor with Quincy.
I was really worried about this thing, but it didn't do anything but boost its stats the whole time.
Bang.
Eyyyyy
Fuck you, Golem.
Yawn.
Ok, Actual Encounter Time.
Ooh, nice.
I was listening to Gorillaz, sue me.
Immediately taught Hyper Fang too.
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Beat up a few wild pokemon.
And I also got attacked by Missingno.
WOO ENCOUNTER
ew. i killed it for the exp.
AND THEN I FOUND THIS. FUCK YOU, RNG. FUCK YOU.
I am willing to bet money you have neither of those things.
That is not a Kricketot. Good thing I have Lick, right?
Praise the lord.
He had a Dodrio.
Woooooooo
Some lass had this.
OH WOW THATS REALLY NICE ACTUALLY? SWEET FIND
Douche. Let's see you back it up.
OK OK IM SORRY HOLY SHIT DONT KILL ME PLEASE
Turned out it only had Confusion in the way of offense. Which Kama is immune to. Pssssssh no big deal.
(it boosted its defense so many times i lost all my pp for scratch and had to start spamming quick attack.)
YEAH YOU FUCKING BETTER
Encounter for Oreburgh gate. Golduck is cool.
Mine.
I'm gonna grind here for a while before going to challenge Roark. I want everyone at level 15.
Fearmonger is Rabbit Season in this analogy.
That hiker there gave me Rock Smash, but I forgot to screenshot.
Ok, that's all! That was a lot. I am sorry. I truly apologize. I wont be as big of a fuckin nerd next time
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I always enjoy your comments on each picture. Also, you seem to be doing fairly well.
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Well, oreburgh gate. that first camper? dragonite and togekiss. psyduck's dead. that fuckin sucked. i'll post screens sometime tomorrow
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Well, at least you still have a grass type against those rocks? Wait, it's randomized, never mind. Why were you so happy about Psyduck?
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I wasn't really happy per se, i just. don't want to lose anything??
- is there any possible way this could be less bullshit? bc that would be great thanks.:
What I found immediately after Psyduck. This is just a teaser of things to come in Oreburgh Gate, trust me. Let's go fight this douchebag camper.
*sigh*
It didn't hit itself once.
Potions were used here, but I did it.
*siiiiiiigh*
what the FUCK???? YOURE LEVEL SEVEN
LETS NOT GET HIT BY SKY ATTACK THANKS
'twas a necessary sacrifice.
Looks like it was Duck Season after all. Ok, let's take care of this thing.
WELL THATS A KICK IN THE BALLS
*loud sigh of relief as he remembers he has quick attack*
DAMN STRAIGHT
tumut
Thankfully the second camper had nothing too bad.
yeah fuck off
yay
GYM CITY
please don't drag me to the gym
i know who that is.
DuckSeason, you did nothing then died on your first battle. Godspeed in the afterlife or whatever. i dont really know.
Booyeah.
you don't say?
FREE ITEMS QUEST
Even if I had one of those, no.
Lazy sounds about right.
Oh right you mean that thing i can't do because i'm on an emulator
i have literally no use for this
I do have a use for that tho!
Encounter time.
But let's just nab this first. I might use this at some point, U Never No.
...This game really wants to screw me over. Killed it for exp. Let's do the obligatory check to see if we missed anything especially incredible, shall we?
...Wow. Fuck you, game.
Exactly what I wanted to deal with. More shitty caves.
Why is everything I'm finding useless but absurdly expensive?
That's just useless. Not even expensive.
I'm just going to store this until I can buy more of them because WHAT IF I NEED IT MORE LATER???
hhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH
Encounter.
swag. let's just check to see what we missed...
FUCK THIS RANDOMIZER
that's completely useless
I ran into like ten of these in the back room.
Score.
who are you
Why cant you just politely ask me to move you didnt need to murder that poor rock
fuck i thought you were going to give me something for free
literally what the hell
Random worker, why do you have a typed team?
at least all these fully evolved pokemon i dont get to catch give good exp
woo
YES!!! The flutes are so great on a randomized nuzlocke. in case you don't have enough money to buy status healing items or don't pick them up. They're basically infinite-use status healing items which is SO GREAT. I managed to find the paralysis one and the confusion one in randomized emerald, so let's see what this one does...
*MUFFLED SCREAMING INTO A PILLOW*
And just to add insult to injury i found this on the way out
fan-fuckin-tastic. let's do some grinding in oreburgh gate, at least the wilds there weren't too bad.
god fucking dammit is ANYWHERE SAFE!!! let's just go to route 207
WHAT THE HELL
Putting CJ the Zubat on standby for now. She sorta sucks.
yeezy
Okay. Lets do this. First gym trainer.
THIS GAME IS FUCKING BULLSHIT AND I HATE EVERYTHING
AAAAAAAAARGH
OK JESUS DICK
ok cop webster
its the first gym and ive already slain two legendaries. you think that can stop me?
Ok, now that... that might be able to stop me. ill give you that one
FIRST FUCKING TURN
I USED OVER HALF MY GODDAMN POTIONS ON THAT THING
THATS NOT MUCH BETTER DUDE
dude
JEEZ
WOOOOOooookay let's ditch this popsicle stand
hooray.
quincy if you fight me i swear to god (he doesnt)
welp, back through oreburgh tunnel we go
BUT I FOUND FUCKING PSYDUCK. PSYDUCK. UNBELIEVABLE. FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE.
Yes but its totally useless
idk man youre pretty shady if you ask me
"NO ONE SHADY"
Rowan's the best professor. he don't take no shit from no one.
KILL EM
EEEEEEH, WHATS UP DOC?
you two are rich and you choose to dress like that? thats disappointing
aaand dawn sent out kakuna. which means i'll pretty much be soloing this.
because god forbid you use harden again. (shed skin cured it the next turn anyway)
no one saw THAT coming, i'm sure.
dropped like it was HOT
but it wasnt
because it was a duck
420 blaze it
who the flippety flim flam are you
fuckin yay
aaaand thats all the time we have for today! man that was some shit right there.
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My internet is being shittier then usual, so the pictures aren't loading. I'll comment once I understand what's going on.
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BASICALLY THERE WAS A GARCHOMP AND A KAKUNA AND A MILOTIC AND A JIRACHI AND NOTHING WENT WELL, IF IT NEVER DID LOAD
sorry for the delay, i typed up like 95% of this on friday and then accidentally refreshed the page and pissed myself off haha
- the struggle is real:
Yay, another fucking cave. Whatever, freee encounter and free TM.
*the deep sob of a young man who desperately wants a crobat but the dupes clause has screwed him over*
These are still useless.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! IT'S A KYOGRE. A WILD KYOGRE. AS MY ENCOUNTER. YEEEEEEEEE
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
I WASTED OVER HALF MY POKEBALLS ON YOU
AAAAAAAAUGH
YOU MADE THE LORD OF THE SEAS COMMIT SEPPUKU, AND YOU GET 93 EXP POINTS. YOU DON'T EVEN LEVEL UP. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF.
AND THAT'S USELESS.
idk about you aroma lady but i was drawn here by the scent of that item over there.
i s2g if this game doesn't stop throwing random-ass fully evolved pokemon at me i'm gonna lose my mind.
*loses mind*
that wasn't worth it.
420 blaze it
See, game, this is how you structure a challenging early-game enemy. Two first-stage dragon-types. I don't have anything to really counter Dragons at this point, but they're first-stages, so it should provide a bit of a challenge without proving too difiHOLY SHIT DID HE JUST USE FUCKING DRAGON RAGE
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
THESE TMS ALL SUCK ASS
ahhhh. the least exciting town in all of sinnoh. right. gonna be totally honest i completely forgot this place existed.
Fearmonger, that was complete bullshit and you didn't deserve that. Sleep well, my prince.
*a-team plays halfheartedly somewhere in the distance*
that's not suspicious.
One oran berry. You get one. Only one. That's it.
i can already tell these are going to be lifesavers later.
hAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR THE DEAD? YOU DON'T JUST GIVE ME A WATERING CAN SHAPED LIKE THE SEVERED HEAD OF THE POKEMON THAT JUST DIED LADY
This town alone gave me better items than anywhere else in the game so far so thanks for that floaroma town at least
yeah i had to go back up and look at how to spell floaroma so that should give you some indication of how much i care about this town
$$$$$$$$
*reluctantly lets hopes go up*
*a wet slapping sound as iT punches a fish in the jaw*
Welcome to the most infuriating route in the whole of this game.
score
double score
you guys are literally the worst supervillains ever, aren't you?
meh. extra encounter at least.
useful.
YOU CAN FIND THAT HERE NORMALLY
*sigh*
i learned afterwards there were weezings in this patch of grass, so yeah fuck you valley windworks
this is one of the dudes in floaroma meadow but i forgot to screenshot the place title whoops
fuck vileplume
i was really hoping i would get to save these but nope. gone in like. five minutes. gdi game
stop
stop
it took four hyper fangs to drop one fucking diglett
and i couldnt even switch bc fuckin arena trap
swag
yay more garbage for me to sell
might as well whatever
ok lets get in here
good thing too
hey guys looks like oras came out early GET IT ITS A WINGULL JOKE AND I PLAYED THIS PART FIVE DAYS AGO SO ITS FUNNY HAHA
motherfucker, what do you expect me to do about that? whatever, i guess i'll just poison it and-
took way too much effort for something level eleven
oh, you're mars? yeah, some looker wanted your number. what? no, he's not going to arrest you. i mean, if he had any spine he probably would. but he doesnt. so. you're probably good girl.
motherfucker, what do you expect me to do about that?[b]
*sleep powder*
*VINEWHIPVINEWHIPVINEWHIPVINEWHIPVINEWHIP*
yeah i'd rather keep growth ovo
ok, now see, that, that i can handle. i can handle that.
I CANT HANDLE THIS
[img]https://i.imgur.com/03c1GCc.pngp/img]
BULLSHIT
FUCKING STOP
forget it, noodle ain't got a chance against this thing
[b]motherfucker, what do you expect me to do about that?
it missed two sings and i got the second hit off
*shrugs*
i guess thats what it expected me to do
dude you didn't even fight me
yes. it is me.
i forget why i screenshotted this, it didn't take that long to kill.
oh, that's actually pretty cool.
niiiice. wooper and quagsire are fantastic hm slaves in this game. and it has water absorb and a not-entirely-terrible nature!! and because i randomized the held items, he came holding a tm47!!!! let's see what that turns out to be...
*UNENDING SCREAM OF PRIMAL RAGE*
sorry for the delay, i typed up like 95% of this on friday and then accidentally refreshed the page and pissed myself off haha
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Well, this took me forever to load. But most of the images loaded now, so, yeah.
Is playing randomizer always this hard or do you just have, like, the worst luck?
Is playing randomizer always this hard or do you just have, like, the worst luck?
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My luck is SHIT. Last time, my luck was THE SHIT. Tends to vary, y'know? I had Swellow as my starter, and a Feraligatr and a Steelix before the first gym.
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You may notice that I have added a new clause into the OP. Fuck Cheryl.
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
The trick is to KO your partners pokemons
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
OverlordJ wrote:The trick is to KO your partners pokemons
this is not an applicable strategy in a double battle against scythers when ur strongest pokemon is a sneasel
- all i know is pain:
MOVIN' UP THE ROUTE
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
please, game. i beg you. please just stop throwing random fully-evolved bullcrap at me.
wh-
an.. actually useful item? WHOAH HOLY CRAP
can we all just.
appreciate this for what it is.
fuck this game. so hard. with a broom.
Dude, you were level twelve. Objectively, you had tackle. And yet you chose to just use splash until you died. Congratulations, you are the worst fucking pokemon trainer.
Welp, we're back to useless items. Ok.
motherfucker. i'm gonna go ahead and guess you have sniper too.
...It used leer. THat.... ok. im ok with that. nearly shat my pants, but im ok with this result.
that'd be awful nice if i had anything to use it on
one badge. three plates. fucking come at me, Arceus.
great. really looking forward to this one.
i know theres items back there you cant fool me
I'm da boss.
damn straight
wait wait hold on a sec i said NOTHING
ok w/e lets go get an encounter.
wELL I KNOW WHICH ONE OF THOSE I WANT TO CATCH
..ok, so Cheryl's got a Venonat. this is going to be fun, ain't it.
cheryl you absolute bastard
cheryl what the fuck
ok, whatever. not a big deal lets just not count that for obvious reasons.
not worth it
wonderful. let's get this thing
sorry cheryl. i think we can both agree that this is for the best
it took four fuckin vinewhips to drop that thing
wonderful.
yup. u just. do ur thing over there. u just do whateeeever you want. i'll just try and catch this thing, ok???? ok.
let it be known that i almost had it
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
*LOUD SIGH OF RELIEF*
*SILENT FURY*
needless to say, this is where I implemented the partner clause.
yeah fuck this stuff
please note the level discrepancies in this fight
whatever, i'll give it to war.
*snicker*
oh, mother fuck.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
AAAAAARGH
...?
yee
i killed it without much incident, but this happened. this is the second jirachi. maybe third i forget.
oh, son of a FUCK
caught me with the fucking pursuit. son of a shit. god dammit.
now, i don't know where the screenshots went for the next part, but I made it out of the forest, made it to Eterna without fighting any of the fishermen, healed, went back to the woods, caught a Camerupt and named it Paula. the end. thats all. fuck cheryl. fuck cheryl really hard.
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
As bad as I feel for you, I'd like to point out that Magicarp lerns tackle at level 15
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
OverlordJ wrote:As bad as I feel for you, I'd like to point out that Magicarp lerns tackle at level 15
I FUCKED UP
- HELLO GOODBYE:
Paula the Camerupt. Paula is cool. Paula is also a Camerupt. That is a cool thing about her.
Free Item Quest: BEGIN
good for... you???
...I can totally cheat with this thing can't I? I can bring up fossils. Hmm. HMMMMM....
Ok, I'm just gonna count the underground as one area. i'm allowed to bring up one fossil, which counts as my encounter. I didn't do that in this part, but will do it in the next one.
THIS RICKSHAW IS RAD DOOD
Probably Team Galactic, at gunpoint.
*reluctantly lets up hopes again*
Spite. I mean... it's better than like,,, tackle or something. I mean it sucks and i'll never use it, but it could have been worse.
THAT'S FUCKING USELESS
oh shit hi quincy
no i actually came to storm the galactic building by force and brutally kick the asses of everyone in there, but wouldn't you know it these fucking trees spontaneously grew up in front of the hideout. how are the grunts even getting in and out of this place if they don't have cut. what the hell.
yeah, who is that pokemon?
Cyrus, if the myth were true, it would be called a truth. Not a myth.
hell no i aint movin just go around theres space
oh wait shit there was a draco plate hidden behind the statue in the real game right??? 10-year-old me was so proud of myself for finding that one lol, let's see what it is
fuck literally everything.
yes, the cell phone i am currently using to call the police on you. why are you following me weird lady
i'll use it but i'll be damned if im happy about it
hokay, let's go grind. i have a route full of fishermen to beat up
idk about you dude but that doesnt look like a fish to me
i got 4 twice in a row
paula this is not a very impressive debut
oh piss off electrode
WHOAH, COULD THIS BE A SIGN OF LUCK TO COME????
lol nope
...because that would be a baaaad idea.
oh mother fucker
WHAT IS WITH THIS FUCKING GAME????
encounter for the route next to eterna!!! woooo
medicham is really cool
say hello to the expert
MAKING HIS DEBUT
say goodbye to the expert, who got hit by a fucking critical razor leaf on the SECOND TURN.
not worth it
*loud sighing*
ok, let's go kick the gym's collective ass.
this has pretty much become routine by now, hasn't it?
BRING IT MOTHERFUCKER
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
Quick update this time, because i'm tired and don't really want to go much further than this right now.
- CONQUEST OF ETERNA:
bring it mofo
the first one was magnitude 4
OOOOH DAT CRIT DOOOOOOOOOOOhehasanotherpokemonshit
*sigh*
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOU
EAT A DICK
the only actual grass type in the grass type gym.
DAMN STRAIGHT
who the hell names their child tristian
u wanna go
bring the sting mofucka
im ready for you
it just used harden once and poison sting once
i learned later that body slam is not, in fact, take down. i thought it was. it wasnt. this was a very poor decision in retrospect.
how now brown cow?
what now dickshit
gardenia your own altaria wants you to shut up, as can be told by its gently papping ur face with its cloud wing.
WOO
wAIT, REALLY?
THAT IS THE FIRST ACTUALLY GOOD TM IVE GOTTEN
hooray...?
frankly this is really insulting
ok invading the base now
LET'S AVENGE THE EXPERT
also
why is everyone in this game named freakin webster? this is the third or fourth webster ive seen.
Expert: avenged
aaand were back to the random fully evolved pokemon. this is my home element.
the number of times this thing used whirlwind was unbelievable
"yes, officer, the tree just exploded. like. fucking boom. i have no idea what happened. bizarre stuff, really."
i'll take what i can get.
"Team Galactic has an incredibly vague set of beliefs that I don't entirely understand, but
One of the few times a pokemon game has made me genuinely laugh.
jeez dude calm down with the ou pokemon
and that does...
Oh, so it'd be useful if I still had Fearmonger. fanfuckintastic.
i don't know, paula, what will you do against our lord and savior?
(the answer is switch out to aphrodite, put it to sleep, and spam vine whip until it dies)
*SWEATS NERVOUSLY*
*VISIBLY WINCES BUT SAYS NOTHING*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Re: "Pain" - A randomized platinum nuzlocke
So, the pictures of the FIRST post haven't even loaded yet, I'll say more when/if they load.
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