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Post by OverlordJ on Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:28 am

I agree with Drega but yeah, I want to see more about this.

Also, good for you, nice with the pickup.

I wonder what you can pickup...
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Post by invisibleTerrarium on Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:22 am

So I'm playing through this god damned game, and i have a couple complaints. Spoilered below in seperate tags for subjects. Long and swear-heavy, be warned. Also some spoilers, but this is snakewood, who gives a shit about those.

plot:
Alright, I'm just gonna put it out there. The plot and idea for this game are actually pretty solid. Pokémon during the zombie apocalypse. I get it. Fuckin' cool. If the game were actually decent in any other respect. I'm about halfway through the game? I think? I've been playing for like a week. The game is THAT LONG. A whole bunch of that was spent in goddamned Fortree City, which the game for some reason felt the need to split into two parts and block them off from each other with a large wall of trees. Holy fuck. That's REALLY STUPID. Oh yeah, the first half you get to? A pokemon center. Literally, that's it. NOTHING ELSE. What the fuck. The second half doesn't have a center, so if you actually want to achieve anything, you have to go the long way back to fortree, which involves surfing all the way to mount pyre and lilycove, and then looping back around through the route with all the fucking absols and linoones, which they felt the need to populate with annoying witches (literally) with really overpowered pokemon. Ok, all that is unrelated to the actual plot. I'm writing these on the fly, sue me. Again, halfway through the game. There are so many factions I can't keep track of them, i've been quadruple-crossed at least once, I can't tell if the Inquisition is good or not anymore, and the entire film studio part is awful. Jesus.

characters:
Every single character is awful. All of them. Not even kidding. Birch is annoying and acts too responsible to actually be a pokemon professor who isn't rowan. The amnesiac player character has been done to death, EVEN BY CANON POKEMON GAMES. Hell, there's an entire SERIES with an amnesiac protagonist. Ever heard of Mystery Dungeon, game-designing dipshit???? Gleis... Gleis is decent, actually. But his assistant is annoying. Gleis has a partner named Tenemence who never shuts up and has a design who looks like Colias Palaeno from Ace Attorney if his hair was purple and he was a fucking idiot. There's a sidequest that culminates in a meeting with a dude named Godot, who turns out to be a piece of shit. The PLAYER CHARACTER LAMPSHADES THE WAITING FOR GODOT JOKE. That would've been SO MUCH FUNNIER if they JUST FUCKING LEFT IT. Alicia/War is the worst character in the game. Fuck her. Seriously. Pestilence is annoying, but not too bad because shes only in like two scenes. Famine should die for making the chefs crazy, seriously, that was his fault. Fuck him. Death is in like one scene. The problem with the horsemen is why did they not just kill the player character and be done with it? Why did they even have to BOTHER with the Pokemon? The zombies too for that matter?! What? And don't even get me started on GOD DAMNED FUCKING VERACITY. Veracity is the new Fortree City gym leader, who took over for Winona (his sistee) after she left to go fight the zombies and never came back. Word is he's gone a little loopy since, and keeps Fortree in suspence as to what he's going to do next. He's also a pyromaniac, which is stupid. Finally, you manage to arse Godot into letting you into the gym. SPOILER ALERT! You find a chained-up Zombie Winona, who apparently died and got zombified. Veracity couldn't find it in himself to kill her, so he chained her up and left her here like an asshole, and didn't let anyone into the gym. Unsuprisingly, Zombie Winona attacks you with a FULL TEAM OF OBNOXIOUSLY POWERFUL POKEMON, which is capped off by, wait for it, a fucking zombie Lugia. Yeah. ZOMBIE GODDAMN LUGIA. Where and when the hell did she get that???? What the fuck??? So many questions. Thing wiped my team twice. Whatever. You beat her, and veracity comes and flips out on you for beating her in a fucking pokemon battle?!!!! What??? It's not like you're stabbing her in the face or something. Anyway, Veracity fights you with another obnoxiously powerful full team of Fire-types. His first Pokemon is a Fire/Psychic fakemon that looks pretty much like grumpig, called Psypig. The thing will spam either Substitute so you can't hit it and then full restore once it gets to low health, or spam calm mind and rack up enough power to oneshot a gyarados three levels above it with Confusion. Four more pokemon something like this, and he finishes it off with a fucking HO-OH. Need I even mention that the game doesn't let you heal in between Winona and Veracity? And if you lose, you go back to the Fortree Pokémon Center on the other side of the barrier and you have to do the loop again?! FUCK VERACITY.

writing:
TOO MANY GODDAMN LAMPSHADES. Seriously. The writing is actually decent and pretty clever, aside from the Deadly Seven, whom I'm pretty sure a six-year-old designed and wrote. The problem with it is that the writer hangs a lampshade on every goddamn horror trope they parody. It's annoying and unnecesary, especially in situations where the player character is in mortal danger and the last thing that should be on their mind is snarking at the enemy's expense. It gets to be really fucking grating after a while. And don't get me started on the speech the player character gives to the Four Horsemen at Meteor Falls. Fucking christ, a sixteen-year-old made that up on the fly, under pressure, being threatened by a group of godlike beings? Yeah, bullcrap. One more thing: the writer couldn't really decide if they wanted the game to be serious or parody, so it alternates annoyingly between the two, which starts to get annoying.

game balance:
Hoooooo boy. If people ranked games based solely on balance, this hacker would have been shot already. Seriously. The game can't really decide if it wants to be easy, or hard. I mean, in the early stages of the game, you can literally get infinite potions and super potions for free, and the game doesn't even bother explaining, hiding, or making a prize out of it. It's just fucking sitting there in the middle of rustboro city. But then you reach the new mauville part, and wattson is running around with level 100s.
Yeah, you eventually lower the levels (by shutting the generator off, wtf), but then you fight him for real and he pulls a fucking raikou on you. Game, there's a reason the real games don't put legendaries on ingame trainer's teams. There's a reason Smogon has an ubers tier. They're strong as fuck, dude. You should know that. Same goes for Winona's Scar Lugia and Veracity's *twitch* fucking Ho-oh. The boss of the Sages also has a goddamn Celebi for some reason, even though he appears to be totally irrelevant to the plot. The game also hands you a shiny-ass aerodactyl for absolutely no reason. Yeah, just because Xaber didn't catch it doesn't mean you can't. I did. I named him Killfury. I used him for a bit before I realized it was no fun, because he was too good, so i shoved him back in the pc. Later, the game forces an encounter with a camera/artificial pokemon/what the fuck ever that Veracity *twitch* broke and tries to kill you. For some reason you can catch it, even though it's a camera, and it comes at level 50. To put this into perspective, Veracity's Ho-oh is level 48, and it swept my team, who was in the mid-to-low-40's range. The camera (which has a name that is something like X23678 whatever sequence of numbers, unless you name him glados like i did), comes with a ridiculously OP move called "Data Stream," a 100 power, 100 accuracy Electric move. Oh, and it has priority. ...are you fucking with me here? Like, actually? Fucking data stream. Furthermore, there's a puzzle in the Inquisition's base's boardroom. It's horrific. It's one of those "one way across, if you step on the wrong tile you get shunted back to the beginning" type puzzles, but all the floor tiles look identical, and there is no indication whatsoever to which way you're supposed to go. None. Said room also features TWO FUCKING FIGHTS with each member of the Deadly Goddamn Seven, and there is no medkit until the end. There's also a corridor with rows of X-marked tile stripes. Step on an X-tile, which is unavoidable, and enter a wild battle with a level 5 hombone or geodude. Yeah, you can run, but you try running into the same wild pokemon over and over unavoidably. Also in the "lovely" Inquisition base is the warp tile puzzle, standard fare for any evil team base in a pokemon game. Too bad if you step on the wrong one, you get caught in between four wild-pokemon X tiles. Only if you step on one, it doesn't trigger a wild battle, no. It triggers a trainer battle with some invisibke thing called "The Shaderu." It only has one Pokemon. Oh, you think to yourself. This is annoying, how many times am I going to have to do this? The answer? One, because that pokemon is a level EIGHTY fakemon called "Shaderu." It's a ghost, which you likely have no counters for at this point, and is miles above the level of anything you have at this point. Also, it has a signature move called Pulsar. I don't know the specifics because you can't catch it, but it's Ghost-type and obscenely powerful. This game is terrible.

the fakemon:
Fakemon are "OK" as far as fakemon go. There are a few good ones, kenchira and its evolution are cool, and I don't mind most of the zombies, but there are a few that really rustle my god damn mother fuckin' jimmies. Like Vigourlan. Vigourlan is actually possible to get, but there's only a 25% chance. It's an alt-evo of Vigoroth (which it looks nothing like, it has the color scheme of seviper, is bipedal, and has a weird sword arm), but you only get it instead of Slaking a quarter of the time. It has the same stats as Slaking, but Intimidate instead of Truant, and is Psychic/Normal type. What the fuck?! Whose goddamn idea was that? So naturally they pair it with a Skill Swapping Slaking in a midgame double battle so there are effectively two of them. There's a pet shop for some reason in Fortree. The pets, which are items, are really expensive. In Mossdeep, which gets taken over by dragons (who turn out to be cool good guys, including meteor) and converted into a cool cave system, there's an area where you can leave the pets (which are items, and take up valuable space in the bag until you gove them to the dragon dude) at a pet park, which dragons need for some reason, because fucking snakewood. You fuck around for a while outside, and then come back in, and the pet item "grew up" into a free pokemon, which he gives you.You give him the Scratchkitten, you get Meowth. Fuzzy Chick, Doduo. Flashy Puppy, Growlithe. You give him the Sparky Pony, and are expecting a Ponyta. You walk back in and the dragon dude apologizes profusely and says that your pony got eaten by a zombie murkrow and died. Ok, what the FUCK. So, as a "consolation pokemon", his words, he gives you this ugly-ass green thing called Glute that kind of looks like a desk lamp. Now you get Glute ar level ten. This is at a point of the game where your pokemon should be at levels close to the high forties or low fifties, so there's no fucking way anyone is using this fucking thing. Furthermore, it has one move. Defense curl. What? Yeah. And its ability? Oh yeah, it doesn't fucking have one. Seriously, he programmed an ability called "--------" that does jack shit into the game JUST TO GIVE IT TO THIS USELESS PIECE OF ASS. Now I'm told it has useful evolutions that look the same as it but different colors, but seriously, FUCK Glute, who the hell is training this thing? There's also a zombie Snorlax called Gorelax. It is literally just a Snorlax with +20 in every stat. If you didn't just shit your panfs in fear, you don't know Snorlax well enough, go look at its stats then come back. Done? Good. NOW shit your pants. Well, I mean, if you didn't already just from looking at it. It's a pale Snorlax with one of the fucking chefs chestbursting out of it, Alien-style. There's blood everywhere on the sprite, and since the thing just won't fucking die, and since it's a zombie it's  guaranteed to have at least two Zombie Livers (the herb that heals 50 that i can't remember the name of) used on it, the thing is going to be on your screen for a good long while. There's also zombie Muk, which is called Yuck. Yuck is delightfully literally made out of blood, and has a severed head in its mouth. It has ridiculous stats, as well. Thankfully, it's one of the two zombie pokemon you can get, the other being Azombarill, who sucks because his ability isn't huge power. That's right, you can only get two zombie pokemon, and one of them sucks. I was looking forward to killing everthing using zombies when I started this game.

FUCKING MADIO CAVE AND THE MADIOS:
Besides Veracity, Madio Goddamm Cane is the worst part of the game. It's a mazelike cave, and if you fuck up the order, it shoves you back to the beginning, Paper Mario-style. It's frustrating because it requires SO MUCH GUESSWORK, because each room has eight doors and four ladders, and only one path through it will let you out. Did I mention that there are wild pokemon here? And these wild Pokemon have been genetically engineered to be the WORST FUCKING THINGS in existence. For starters, they're all at level one. Always. Without exception. Two, they either teleport away, or, in the case of one of them, explode, because that's the only move they know. They are the Madios, and you've already been aquainted with the worst of 'em, lively old mother fucking Kingmadio, scourge of the dewford gym. Unfortunately, there are no Kingmadios in this cave, so you can't catch one for yourself, god damn it. They are as follows. Normadio, Normal/Ghost. The pokedex entry is as follows: "Normadio, the Normal Ball Pokémon. It looks like a ping pong ball. With a nose." That's it. And it doesn't even have a nose. Just a pink ball, with eyes. There's Treemadio, Grass/Ghost, who is absurdly hard to catch for some odd reason. He's also like fifty feet tall. I named mine "SpaceFatso." There's Bonemadio, Ghost/Disease. Disease has no weaknesses, no resistances, and has no stab moves. Basically, a totally pointless type. Yippee. I ended up using my master ball on one of these mother fuckers accidentally, but y'know, there isn't really anything worth using it on for real in snakewood anyway. Also I have three stacks of ultra balls, so if i want something, i'm gonna fuckin' get it. Burstmadio, Fire/Ghost, the exploder. Seamadio, Water/Ghost, who is blue and doesn't do anything special. There's Aeromadio, Ghost/Flying, who has wings and a beak and is grey and looks really stupid. Finally, there's Gluemadio, who is purple and really damn rare. I only saw one once and failed to catch it, and if I actually go back into this damn cave in the postgame, it'll be to catch one of these dick heads. They are all just THE most lazily designed fakemon ive ever seen, they're literally just differently colored balls with weird eyes or wings or whatever the fuck. Oh, yeah, and once you get out of the cave there's a trainer battle where some dude sends out "A Monster", a horrifying fakemon that is a stitched together frankenstein-style monster. For some reason A Monster has cute charm, i guess as a joke, because it doesn't have a gender and is the opposite of cute. It's got insane stats and managed to take down half my team before going down to magnezone's discharge. And then you have to fight five of the Deadly Seven with NO BREAKS. You do get healed after the five, but then you have to fight the rest of them, one of whom has three dragonites, and another has three tyranitars. And if you die, you go back to the FORTREE POKEMON CENTER. AND YOU HAVE TO DO THE LOOP AGAIN. AND THE CAVE. GOOD GODDAMN LUCK, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

FUCKING DENJUU:
Without a doubt THE stupidest plot point in the game. An entire section of the game is devoted to talking to and fighting people who came from the "Electric Monsters world," and fight using "denjuu," stupid looking pokemon with names all in lowercase for some reason. Did you get the reference? Cause i didn't. It's a really stupid shout out to an obscure bootleg pokemon game called "Telefang" that involved an "antenna tree" that teleported you around space and time. The pokemon were called "denjuu," and instead of catching them with pokeballs, you gained their trust by talking to them with a cell phone. And then you would call them with the cell phone so they would come help you in battle. And for some odd reason this asshole decided to make a shout out to it in the worst possible way. Apparently there's an antenna tree at the top of Mt Pyre, and Gleis's buddy Temulence broke it for no reason and shoved a bunch of Denjuu dudes through. And it's your job to get rid of them for some reason? Idk man. Really stupid. And the denjuu are really strong too.

THE FUCKING DEADLY SEVEN:
ALRIGHT, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING DEADLY SEVEN, OK? So, these guys are members of the Inquisition, and they're flat out insane. Nothing they say makes any sense. One of them has a bagel obsession. one of them is constantly talking about haikus, and when you ask to hear one of his haikus, he tells you a dirty limerick and says it's his favorite one. One of them ca'nt spel wurds wel, and somehow manages to make spelling errors in speech. Another one is constantly spouting nonsense, at at one point believes he is a pumpkin fairy. Another one just repeats the word "faeces" over and over again sometimes. Needless to say, they're annoying. The first time you meet them is in the Inquisition hideout during an annoying cave puzzle. They hide out in the caves and claim to be high-ranking admins. They onky have one pokemon each and are pretty pathetic. Then, you have the WONDERFUL inquisition boardroom. There's an unavoidable section of that terrible puzzle where you have to battle all ten of them in a row, no breaks. This is also where you find out that they all worship the huge-ass table in the room that they're standing in front of. Then you go around the table, and there they are again on the other side. Turns out they crawled under it just to fuck with you. They fight you AGAIN, and they've all gained a pokemon. You get to heal at the end, after TWENTY STRAIGHT BATTLES, but then you've still got to finish the damn boardroom puzzle. After you find out that the Inquisition are good guys, you get to talk to a bunch of their members in the Inquisitin-occupied Fallarbor Town. They tell you that even though you're on the same side now, the deadly seven will still attack you, just because they're fucked up in the head. They even attack all the grunts for no reason. Later, they show up again on a bridge to screw with you during the GODDAMN FORTREE LOOP, where again, you have ro fight them one by one, although in this case you can go back to fortree to heal in between them since you're just on a bridge. Lastly, they appear at the end of MADIO GODDAMN CAVE as annoying as ever, only now they actually pose a decent threat, because you've just come out of an annoying cave and a debilitating fight with the A Monster dude. You do get to heal after five of the fights, which are triggered automatically with no time to move or indeed shift your team around to better prepare for the next one at all. The problem is that in two of the second wave of the fights, you fight one dude who has THREE GODDAMN DRAGONITES, and the leader, Asimov, has THREE GODDAMN TYRANITARS. Jeez. And then they retreat, and you meet them again climbing up the department store tower to go face the climax boss, Senex, who is one thing I won't actually spoil, because his entire character is too convoluted. You have to see for yourself. This time, you learn that, spoiler alert, THE DEADLY FUCKING SEVEN HAVE BEEN FAKING THEIR FUCKING INSANITY THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME JUST TO FUCKING SCREW WITH YOU. AND YOU HAVE TO HELP THEM AND PROVIDE BACKUP. YOU HELP THEM FIGT ZOMBIES. YOU STAND BACK TO BACK WITH THE DEADLY SEVEN AND HELP THEM FIGHT ZOMBIES, AND YOU REPRESS THE URGE TO THINK IT'S COOL, BUT IT IS. AND THEN YOU GET TO THE TOP, AND more really big spoilers here SENEX FUCKING KILLS ASIMOV, AND YOU, THE PLAYER, FEEL SAD ABOUT IT. YOU JUST FELT SAD ABOUT THE DEATH OF THE LEADER OF THE DEADLY SEVEN. FUCK THIS GAME, FUCK THE DEADLY SEVEN, FUCK EVERYTHING THAT IT STANDS FOR, [size=42]FUCK POKEMON SNAKEWOOD.[/size]

That was really fun.
I just sat there and type ranted for like a full hour and a half.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go finish Snakewood. And drown myself for playing this game.
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Re: Let Us Nuzlocke Pokemon Snakewood (BACK FROM THE DEAD)

Post by Dregadude on Mon Feb 24, 2014 4:28 am

man you didn't even mention hombone 0/10

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invisibleTerrarium wrote:enter a wild battle with a level 5 hombone or geodude.

wait shit there it is sorry 10/10
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Post by Xaber on Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:04 am

Okay, so I haven't done anything on this for a while for a few reasons. THe first is that I'm lazy. The second is that I just couldn't be bothered to do anything when the game's just this bad. SO I haven't played Snakewood for three months, and my updates are a long way behind where I got up to ingame. I'm going to rush through the gap between them, give a sense of the highlights and lowlights of this

Also, iT, I'm sorry you had to go through this game. I'll make an answering post to yours in a bit.

Also, warning: Gorelax is in this update. It's kinda disgusting.

Spoiler:

So, last time, Raisin had just reached Fortree. She caught a Linoone. That's about all.



Here are some quick screenshots of the various zombie abominations found along the way, including...



Gorelax! iT already told you what this idiocy was, but let me recap:
Snorlax. With 20 more points in each stat.
180/130/85/85/130/50
It is a monster in every way.
Also the sprite's utterly ridiculous.



Anyway, the main plot here is in the Weather Institute. Where...



It's Gleis! Guess what? He's actually a bad guy, to the surprise of no-one ever!



He was pretty wimpy, aside from one mildly terrifying moment with Faceleech.



Then he gives us Meteor's daughter, which was his leverage over the dragons. She can talk, and she has no characterisation notable enough for me to remember her at all.

Now then, let's continue onwards and...



Dammit.



Well, I suppose there was bound to be a casualty at some point, Hopefully that'll be the only...



Fuck.



So I grinded the magikarp I got ages ago. I then continued to grind until...

really game?:

i just lost my best mon and this happens?:

really?:

you know what?:


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SHINY CLAUSE HELL YES

HELL YESSIER
SHINY WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Now, a while ago, remember how I said this:

Xaber wrote:I'm particularly happy about Cheddar for a very special reason.
And then you all thought I meant this:
Xaber wrote:RSE PICKUP YES



Well, I wasn't being entirely honest with you. Because, the truth about Cheddar is...



He has another evolution.



RAWR



RAWR

Dragoone has decent HP, Attack, Sp. Attack and Speed, really low defence and Blissey-level special bulk. While it's kinda cool, I just... don't get the reasoning behind it? It's no thte game's worst sin, that's for sure.

Anyway, moving along, we have...



Fuck.
There are only five of them here for now. They're mostly pretty easy, although the last one packs a Tyranitar.



This is Yuck. I don't know exactly what its stats are, but they're pretty good.



Slightly further along, we meet T-Fangers, with "denjuu". There are quite a few of them. As iT said, these are from a game called Telefang; I think Takumi knows a bit about it, although I'm not sure. Regardless, it's a kinda silly and fairly dumb inclusion into the game.



Ew.



Hey, it's another Linoone.
At this point my thought process was basically,
"I have three Zigzagoons, and I hate this game, and Zigzagoon evolves into a silly dragon thing. Let's get three silly dragon things."
So I decided to grind all my Zigzagoons into silly dragon things over the next section of the game.



ANyway, you can't escape from the Telefang subplot; Miss Douchebag Pink Dragon's heart weeps too greatly for the useless plot distractions.



The actual plot is something about how the antenna let them come through and then broke? I've got no idea. I'd say it's out of place in a game that's supposedly about a zombie apocalypse, but that's true of far too much of this game anyway.



Anyway, this is Temulence, another bad guy. Somehow, Raisin actually recognises this immediately.



He's a worldbreaker, a title rendered completely redundant as this world is already incredibly broken.
He also went down pretty easily.



Moving along, the Madio cave is up right over here. This was the catch; I didn't bother.



Seviper evolution. Doesn't look terrible, but it's not great.



There's also this, which I think is like a special Slaking but without Truant. Read: broken.

Anyway, that's enough for now. I'll hopefully post another skimpost at some point next week.
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Post by OverlordJ on Sun Mar 30, 2014 10:08 am

Can you tell us what your current team is?
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Post by invisibleTerrarium on Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:58 pm

It's been four weeks!! D:

Just for the record, the elite four is complete garbage and arent even the final bosses, im like 99% there is more plot and no credits after you beat them. But the deal is that I literally gave up on them. I haven't touched the game four a few weeks now, either, so Xaber I guess I can't blame you haha

Anyway the four have bullshit levels and each is packing at least one legendary, except for the second one, but he has a fakemon (kenchukuo, kenchira's evo) that's pretty much a legendary anyway so who cares. I think their types are Ice, Fighting, Fire, Electric, but don't quote me on that. I managed to get through them (admittedly with lots of save scumming for parahax and thunderbolt crits on the electric guy's fucking zapdos) and reached the champion.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE FUCKING CHAMPION.:

Well, first off he is literally palmer. Like. His trainer sprite is palmer. Except his name is feng lui? Whatever who really gives a shit, it's snakewood. His first pokemon is a level sixty-something hitmontop, like, wtf game, my pokemon are only in the mid-50s. W/e I have a badass swellow and four stacks of super potions so who cares. so I manage to get the thing down to half health, and he switches out to this dumbass thing called Roclobster. Yes, like the B-52's song. Anyway i figure it's like some stupid midgame pokemon or whatever, so I smack it with another Fly. It resists it and takes down Sliceclaw the Swellow in one shot with fucking Rock Tomb. Ok, whatever, i figure. It's blue, so it's probably a water type, right? I mean it is a lobster. Send in Skullcrackr the Magnezone (which you can get in this game with a thunderstone.) and throw a thunderbolt at it. It resists it again and guilliotines Skullcrackr to death. Well fuck, I say. I guess it's a rock type. Rock lobster, fucking ha ha. In goes Hariyama to take it out. Hariyama uses Fake Out. It resists, so yeah, it's a rock type. It uses rock tomb again, which I tank, Hariyama smacks it with a solid four-hit Arm thrust.... That doesn't even take off a quarter of its health. It isn't super effective though, it's just neutral. Ok, so it's half something else too, ok. Suddenly the dumb thing uses hydro pump and hariyama eats it. Fuck, I say. Claydol knows EQ tho, so maybe i can.... NOPE oneshotted by hydro pump. The other two, gardevoir and gyarados, both get killed by guillotine. In two turns. IT HIT THREE TIMES IN A ROW WITH A THIRTY ACCURACY MOVE.

So i google the fucking thing, and I find out you can get one in the dive thing under Dewford. I go and catch one. It literally took an entire stack of ultra balls, and then eight more to catch, while it was paralyzed and in the red zone. I check its typing in the PC. It's fucking Rock/Dragon. Ok now that is a bullshit typing in gen 3. It's also got ridiculous stats, but no way in hell am I using the one I got, because it's only level thirty. So now I'm stuck between going through the elite four again or save scumming for a crit on every move, neither of which I'm looking forward to.
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Post by OverlordJ on Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:19 pm

Spoiler:
Hold up, since when do dragons resist fighting?
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Post by invisibleTerrarium on Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:25 pm

Oh yeah here have some screencaps

Spoiler:


Good, because I don't want any of your fucking bagels.


I forget what the context of this was.


GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A PUMPKIN


You aren't even real or making any noise but you are still hurting my ears.


Are you fucking stupid
There's a waterfall the second you walk in the door
And the meteor craters everywhere
You even have to go in there and specifically recover a FUCKING METEOR from team magma for that weird professor guy
Like
Dude


No, life is like a grapefruit. It's orangish and has lots of pips in it. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.


Is this game even real


As a stalwart ace attorney fanboy, I couldn't not screenshot this


NO DON'T LAMPSHADE IT YOU FUCKING
UGH
NEVER EXPLAIN THE JOKE


Oh yeah here's A Monster. Thing is a tank. And has like six heal powders ._.




Roclobster, go fuck yourself. With a bear.


At some point I think the creator just stopped giving a fuck.

E: ...Maybe I'm misremembering the typechart. I'm probably wrong, I guess it didn't resist?? Still didn't take off more than a quarter of his health, which was the point.
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