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Post by Xaber on Tue Oct 01, 2013 12:54 am

@OJ: Here's a teamshot.

@Drega: You'll see. I have to go back eventually, since I can't progress without doing other things in the desert.

meh forever:


Right. Weird sage guys.



This happens as soon as we get to Lavaridge. Not very promising.



Anyway, there's grass back here, so encounter time.



Machop. That's alright.



Risotto's pretty good. Skullbreaker is 85 power, 85 accuracy with a high chance of paralysis. It also misses a lot more than 85% accuracy suggests.



Over to the west, we have
uh
Raisin, where are you?



Raisin?



Oh, there you are.



There was an invisible passage through the trees that I accidentally went into, and there was a Totodile inside. This is cool, I guess.



Anyway, this is what we came for. The monastery-thing.



Ok cool whatever.



Raisin listens in on this man's conversation with either the statue or an invisible person. Moving on...



Okay whatever.



Oh look herbs.

I probably should've bought some of these.



Brother Izumii is apparently in the desert, hence we must return.



Welp, guess the plot doesn't consider me worthy yet.



This guy explains why the tunnel's icy and also how little the hacker knows about volcanoes



Ok, time to go back here.



Magic arrows...



Damn it Risotto.



Tea?

Don't.



Flashback time. Alicia is important from the past or something, just like every other reoccurring character from this game.



Stupid chefs.



The plot's back. I couldn't hide from it forever.



And then Alicia fights Raisin.



Pretty easy fight altogether.



Yeah whatever.



Alicia runs again. Raisin still doesn't know who she is.



Oh goddamnit phone.



He just tells Raisin to help the priests.



Here's Izumii, getting beaten up by an Aerodactyl. Whatever.



Hey cool it's shiny and it's gone.
(It's a forced shiny encounter)



So now he wants Raisin to go onto the mountain and fight stuff for him.



The one on the left is a zombie. The one on the right is an idiot.



Oh hell no.
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Re: Let Us Nuzlocke Pokemon Snakewood (BACK FROM THE DEAD)

Post by Dregadude on Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:29 am

Can we get a quick list of all the factions at work here in Hoenn, just to keep up?
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Re: Let Us Nuzlocke Pokemon Snakewood (BACK FROM THE DEAD)

Post by Sharpedo on Wed Oct 16, 2013 1:50 pm

THIS IS THE UNIRONIC SBAHJ OF POKEMON FANGAMES. I DO HOPE YOU'LL CONTINUE THIS SHIT. IT'S GOTTEN FARTHER THAN ALL THE OTHER PLAYTHROUGH THREADS.

Spoiler:

THAT IS NOT A SHARK. BLUE AND WHITE WITH TEETH DOESN'T EQUAL SHARK.
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Re: Let Us Nuzlocke Pokemon Snakewood (BACK FROM THE DEAD)

Post by Xaber on Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:22 am

@Drega:
Let's see, there's...
- Raisin, easily manipulated by anybody ever
- the survivors of the zombie plague, led by Birch
- the zombies
- THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE
- Alicia? She seems to be on the side of THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE, but who really knows
- The Inquisition
- The Deadly Seven Ten, who qualify as their own faction
- The demons
- Gleis, and I've got no idea what the hell he's doing
- The monks, who are basically are non-entity in terms of plot.
That's probably all of them, although I might have forgotten one or two.
@Sharpedo:
I thank you for your blessing, lord of the forums. I will continue, be assured, Your Sharkiness.

THINGS:




Last time, on Pokemon Snakewood... this idiot popped up again.



He had two Glooms and a level 38 Vileplume. Given that this was actually rather threatening, I decided to go back and grind a bit.



Midway through the grinding, I handed out some TMs.



Evolution is always nice.



AWWW YEAH I WANTED TO SEE WHAT HOMBONE'S EVOLUTION LOOKS LIKE, SINCE IT'S LIKE MY FAVORITE FAKEMON IN THIS HACK AND-



WHAT.
DID YOU ACTUALLY
DID YOU JUST ADD ANOTHER CLAW?
ACTUALLY?
I
THAT WAS BASICALLY THE ONLY THING I LIKED
AAAAAAAARGH



At least its stats are pretty good?



At least this Feraligatr is an engine of destruction, a fully poised engine of wrathful anger that is sure to tear his way through my enemies -



- oh sorry i just got distracted by those perfectly molded buttocks.
(this is the vanilla Ruby backsprite for Feraligatr, and it is truly wonderful)



NO
THE HUMANITY BUTTS
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE



The rest of us must endure without their firm and rounded blessing.



Anyway, we return to the mountain and find... this.



Moving along...



I'm honestly not sure why I'm shoeing you these screenshots. Oh well.



Oh look, it's the leader of the Inquisition. (i think?)



And it's... Famine? I think?
(since the text here is basically impossible to read, i'm fairly sure he's screeching what he's saying at an extremely high pitch)



Something happened here. I forgot what.



Then there's some stuff about how - and you'll never believe this - Gleis is EVIL!



Raisin stfu you're useless at this kind of thing.



And now we're supposed to go the Fallarbor to do things.



And then Izumii comes and says we can climb their sacred tower thing. I'll cover that next time.
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Re: Let Us Nuzlocke Pokemon Snakewood (BACK FROM THE DEAD)

Post by OverlordJ on Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:20 pm

1) Oh hey, the Nutzlock of death isn't dead Very Happy

2) How the frick did your Feraligatr die?
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Re: Let Us Nuzlocke Pokemon Snakewood (BACK FROM THE DEAD)

Post by Dregadude on Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:18 pm

Fuck man, how the HELL could you forget the chefs??? They are like the MOST IMPORTANT plot points in this game.

oh my god hombeast lmao
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Re: Let Us Nuzlocke Pokemon Snakewood (BACK FROM THE DEAD)

Post by Sharpedo on Wed Nov 06, 2013 8:51 pm

WHY ARE YOU MOURNING?
ARE MY BUTTOCKS NOT A SUITABLE REPLACEMENT?
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Post by invisibleTerrarium on Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:31 pm

Sharpedo wrote:WHY ARE YOU MOURNING?
ARE MY BUTTOCKS NOT A SUITABLE REPLACEMENT?
I'm so done
Who the fuck made this account someone tell me because this is beautiful
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Re: Let Us Nuzlocke Pokemon Snakewood (BACK FROM THE DEAD)

Post by Hanky Panky on Wed Nov 06, 2013 10:25 pm

I dunno, I find it somewhat irritating.

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Re: Let Us Nuzlocke Pokemon Snakewood (BACK FROM THE DEAD)

Post by Xaber on Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:27 am

@OJ: Critical Karate Chop, I think. I believe I was too distracted by its backside to be sure.
@Drega: You're right, how could forget the chefs?
@Sharpedo: .......................................................I can't think what to say. I just can't.

Moving On:




Now that we've finished the scene up on the mountain, we can move on to this area. Before when we tried to enter, this happened:



Luckily, we don't have to worry about that rubbish any more.



Instead, we get to fight random sages.



We also get this, an Focus Band "amour".



Hello, old man.



Oh look, apparently Raisin's now stronger than her brother ever was.



And then we fight the Elder.



Wobbuffet might have been annoying, but Tea wasn't doing enough damage for Counter/Mirror Coat to KO back.



...
Game, why the hell is there a Celebi here.
Just, why.
It's a legendary, and it is very powerful. Most trainers don't have stuff like this for a reason.



Thankfully, it didn't start using Future Sight against Brownie until it was within KO range.



Now, we receive the "holy artifact" that is only passed down by the elders of this monastery.
Which just so happens to be a Bicycle. A Yellow Vespa, to be exact.



Actually, this bike is an incredibly powerful artifact that can draw furrows in solid stone.
Whatever. I just can't summon enough courage to care.

Anyway, now we can scale the mudslides in the desert, allowing us to move on to the next stage of the plot!



GO AWAY



Here we go.



Jemima, huh?



uh
uuuuuuuhhhhh
since when was Bro a Zangoose?



Whatever, let's move on.



Encounter. *sigh*



Biltong the Spinda, you are welcomed.



These things again?



These things again?



Oh. This one is a very high level. This could be a problem.



Well, shit.



This is rather uncomfortable, isn't it?



Sorry, Biltong. I needed a free switch.



*sigh*



Brownie, you were the strongest Pokemon on the team, and even if your design was questionable, your stats more than made up for it. I'll miss you.



Thanks for providing yet another sacrifice in the mounting pile of impossible switch-ins, Biltong.



Well, looks like it's left to these three for now.
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Re: Let Us Nuzlocke Pokemon Snakewood (BACK FROM THE DEAD)

Post by OverlordJ on Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:39 am

Can't you just sort of overlevel your mons a bit? I mean, sheesh, you're about to run out of Pokemons if it continues like this
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Re: Let Us Nuzlocke Pokemon Snakewood (BACK FROM THE DEAD)

Post by Dregadude on Thu Nov 07, 2013 7:09 am

I still don't see why your Pokemon can't come back as zombies if everyone in this game already has. mspa
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Re: Let Us Nuzlocke Pokemon Snakewood (BACK FROM THE DEAD)

Post by OverlordJ on Thu Nov 07, 2013 7:18 am

How about once they all died they all return as Zombies to continue the playthrough?
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Re: Let Us Nuzlocke Pokemon Snakewood (BACK FROM THE DEAD)

Post by Dregadude on Thu Nov 07, 2013 8:21 am

But actually only Zigzagoon.
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Re: Let Us Nuzlocke Pokemon Snakewood (BACK FROM THE DEAD)

Post by NinteNerd on Thu Nov 07, 2013 8:46 pm

Xaber wrote:
Spoiler:


at first i was all "pfff, dat sprite edit"
but then i saw its name was ZANGOL, and i am sad that this is what they evolved zangoose into.

not as bad as hombeast though.
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Re: Let Us Nuzlocke Pokemon Snakewood (BACK FROM THE DEAD)

Post by invisibleTerrarium on Thu Nov 07, 2013 8:58 pm

Such a wasted oppurtunity
Should've been zangief
mspa
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Re: Let Us Nuzlocke Pokemon Snakewood (BACK FROM THE DEAD)

Post by Xaber on Thu Dec 05, 2013 6:28 am



Ah. That beautiful, guttural sound of another goddamn zombie. Snakewood, I would say it's been too long, but that could never be true.

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@OJ: Well, I could, but that would be giving the game too much respect. (also these screenshots are from weeks ago because I'm lazy and don't immediately update once I've played some of the game)
@Drega: Who knows? The ways of Snakewood are mysterious indeed.
@NN: Hombeast kinda trumps everything in pointless evolutions. It's even worse than Poliwrath.
@iT: I think it's a reference to something called Kamina? I'm not sure.

pointless nonsense:




DEATH what are you doing there
you're supposed to be dead
go away



Better.



FUCKING HELL STOP IT WITH THE HEADS
THEY'RE NOT FUNNY AT ALL
THE ONLY THING THAT COULD BE WORSE IS-



why



At least it isn't a plot blockade. We can move into Inquisition town.



If only it was real alcohol. what am i saying i'm fifteen



This entertaining minigame consisted of repeatedly pressing the A button for a long, long time.



Having skipped all the boring dialogue, this is what we came for. The plot.



Wait. Before, Alicia was an ally of Raisin under LORD GRAVETRIC. Then she double-crossed us and helped the horsemen. Is this a triple-cross?
You, know, who cares. She's on our side. Triple-cross. Whatever.



Raisin, of course, completely ignores any possibility that somebody who has betrayed basically everybody in the plot could possibly be lying.



RAISIN
STOP LISTENING TO THE TRIPLE-CROSSER
PLEASE



Sigh.



WAIT
NEW TEAM MEMBER



Corn, our newest lamb to the slaughter teammate.



TEAM ULTIMATE AWESOME SQUAD OUT



Oh look, the inquisition leader. That's cool.



I guess that's cool?



Oh look, the FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE are in Meteor Falls.



Uh... Alicia, aren't you a little cosy with the bad guys there?



And so we meet War, master of the QUADRUPLE CROSS
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Re: Let Us Nuzlocke Pokemon Snakewood (BACK FROM THE DEAD)

Post by Dregadude on Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:16 am

Is there any way to evolve Machoke? That's kind of dumb.

please don't die corn you are our only hope

well

one of our four only hopes
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Post by OverlordJ on Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:08 pm

Quadruple Cross? Nice! Very Happy 
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Re: Let Us Nuzlocke Pokemon Snakewood (BACK FROM THE DEAD)

Post by Xaber on Sat Dec 07, 2013 6:52 am

Replies:
@Dregadude: I... think Machoke evolves at level 40 or something? Not sure.
@OJ: The cross pile doesn't stop getting taller.



night of the living stupid:



something something ridiculous plot
Surely they could've just killed Raisin? I mean, she had no Pokemon whatsoever for a while, and these guys just happened to have the KING OF DRAGONS or whatever on their side. Get your act together, losers.



Raisin, you're a gullible-as-fuck 16-year-old. Good luck with stopping an entire zombie apocalypse by yourself.



Anyway, battle time.



Well, shit.



These weren't too hard. (Gigawolf is a Mightyena evolution that is basically Zoroark with ridiculous stats.)



NOW, FOR THE FINAL SHOWDOWN.



THE FINAL SHOWDOWN WILL BE PUT ON HOLD FOR A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME.



There we go.



Wait. What?



Yes!



Wait, no! Not another boss fight!



Wait. What?
What just happened?
Why am I here?
Where is here, for that matter?



Anyway, let's hope that there aren't any wild Pokemon here.



Wait. Wait...
Is this the bloody submarine again?



WHY THE HELL DID DEATH TELEPORT ME ONTO A SUBMARINE?
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Post by Dregadude on Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:15 am

suddenly the plot begins looping and there's something inexplicable you must accomplish during your time before you encounter death

it's like majora's mask except infinitely shittier
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Post by OverlordJ on Sat Dec 07, 2013 3:08 pm

Wait, really? Is that what happens Drega?
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Post by Dregadude on Sat Dec 07, 2013 5:46 pm

Nah I'm just making it up.

In my head I imagined the creator was like "whoa that's a really cool idea I wanna do that" but then they failed miserably.
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Re: Let Us Nuzlocke Pokemon Snakewood (BACK FROM THE DEAD)

Post by Xaber on Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:21 am

Remember when I used to play this game?



Remember why I stopped?

Replies:
@Drega: I don't think there are any time loops involved. Just Death teleporting me onto a submarine for some reason after saying I must be "ELIMINATED".

let's restart this trainwreck:




Anyway, last time the submarine guy had asked us to fix this elevator for him. Given that this game is reasonable, well made and helpful, there's probably some kind of power source nearby. Maybe we need to use the spanner again? That seems likely. Let's see...

Half an hour later, I gave up and looked it up on the Pokecommunity thread. Here's the completely obvious and easily thought out solution:



Because OBVIOUSLY you should catch a Magnemite and use it to power the elevators, even though there's no goddamn way of knowing this, but who even gives a shit. What was I even expecting?



The Magnemite's an illegal catch required to move on, so I released it immediately.

My screenshots are a little skimpy for the next part, so bear with me here. There's a teleporter that requires a key to activate. "Gee," you say to yourself, "I bet the key's lying around somewhere so that I can pick it up and use it to activate the teleporter. Golly gosh, this puzzle ought to be a blast!"

Half an hour of searching later, I again resort to the internet. Guess what the solution is?



Gee fucking whillikers, that sure was easy, wasn't it? Just catch a Ditto and it'll transform into the key, and that's completely, utterly obvious in that who the fuck would actually think that that would work and why the hell am I still playing this game.



Fucking Snakewood.



Anyway, this happened at some point in this clusterfuck. Risotto's all grown up now.



Farewell, submarine. I hope never to glimpse your steely hull again.



And here we are in Fortree.

What? Did you think the game would actually allow backtracking? That would imply that there was some level of rational thought put into the game design, and there's no way that could happen here!

At least there's a Pokemon centre.



Let's fight and do stuff now.



Corn's earvolution. (yes that was horrible and i'm sorry)

Moving on...



More sacrifices teammates. I'm particularly happy about Cheddar for a very special reason.



RSE PICKUP YES
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Re: Let Us Nuzlocke Pokemon Snakewood (BACK FROM THE DEAD)

Post by Dregadude on Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:22 am

Given your track record I have this awful feeling that now that Risotto is at its most powerful, it's going to die soon.
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